Yeah....ok (may be written NSFW at times)
 

Sooooo, those of you who have known me for a little while....will know that my morals tend to be non existant at the best of times, and I tend to frequent sites that promote casual "flings" :)

Ocassionally, I get a few gems through the inbox...


29 yr old dude....

hey sweet how are you?

hey call me crazy..:)
call me nuts for many have

life is to be lived and enjoyed...

so here i go and i am totally totally
serious

am a rich man who travels a lot and
want to have fun

lots of naughty fun with no strings...

will you be the lady that takes the chance...

and wins the favours of this rich man...

be daring and live...





36 yr old dude

Youd look great bent over my bonnet

I'd say you're a girl who likes to have fun.

Nothing wrong with that!

Depends if he's driving that bonnet, or wearing it. :lol:

Im skeptical of the 29 yr old *rich* dude....whatez


42 yr old
I have a proposition for you, I am wealthy and love to spoil a women who deserves it, you might fit the bill.
I travel a lot and would love a companion, as you would be traveling, I would gladly pay your daily bills and help financially, the trips would be fully funded.
While I am conducting business, I would leave you to shop pretty women style


Hmmmm....I wonder what my price tag is?

If that's the site I think it is, you're right to be skeptical. Get pics and have a couple of dates and see how things go. I guess you'd probably find it tough to travel too much though, but those types of guys can be good for fun when they're 'in town'.

The guys I have met always come bearing gifts...its kinda weird, but nice :)

I just find it amusing that guys think if they tell me they are gonna pay for my bills and spoil me, that they will get me into bed.....


wait a minute....hmmm....

If you can handle it, then why not.

Are we sensing a pattern here....

I have traveled all over the world,
worked all ove rthe world in my own businesses, under contract and as employee,
I have studied all my life and now earn enough to never worry but never want to stop getting challenges.
Perhaps my best challenge is to get you to tell me what you would like, how do I get your attention?
How do I get to have you tell me your wants and needs?
Do you want a mental challenge and thought provoking conversation? I can do that.
Do you want a sugar Daddy to keep you in comfort? Easy
Do you want fantastic sex, from an experienced, careful and thoughtful lover? I can do that.
Do you want to give me a hint???

Well the ones that are settled, with a job and a mortgage, are too busy trying to just get along. They don't have the time, or resources, to court a high class babe such as yourself. ;)

It seems the problem is that they are announcing their intentions in advance. It's a bit tacky. Just dropping in "financially secure" and "generous" is more than enough. Otherwise you might just offer an hourly rate.

Possibly other practical problems involved with offering an hourly rate. E.g. it then becomes some kind of contract between Ducks and whoever the financially secure world traveller bearing gifts while passing through town happens to be...but then if we refer to her other thread, is she still thinking of following up with one of these guys?

Ha Casi, if I was going to follow up with one of these guys...HE would be organising it all and paying for it!! ;)

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I see.

I havent figured out how to say ....thanks but Im after someone taller....in a polite way yet

Oh and ...thanks but Im not interested in someone from TURKEY!!...(I tried "Im looking for someone closer" - that didnt appear to get through)

See Asterix the Legionaire for tips on giving someone the message 'politely'.:D

Had just written out a very long non-related story on 'being polite' (to do with my interactions with HR where I worked in Chile :mad2:)...probably just as well for everyone that I'd disconnected while writing to save Internet time as it disappeared when I logged back in and really can't be bothered writing it out again.

Ducks, did you stumble upon a sugar daddy site by accident? :p:

By accident? :lol:

Ohhh this one is kinda interesting and I like his pics....

I was surfing around here and stumbled over your profile. I figure you've got a heap of messages pouring into your Inbox. That's why I wrote "message 1,000!!!" in the subject line.

If you've made it this far into the message, you're probably wandering who the hell I am? I could give you the long version but I'll spare ya' that one and give ya' the short version instead, which you can get from profile anyhow. I don't see any point in doubling up.

I know it's a visual site as much as the rest that goes along with it, so I'm sure you'll take a look at the profile pictures along the way. Yes, they're all me (in case you're wondering).

I'm not really here to meet a 3D chess partner for now, or sit around with them star-gazing. But still hoping to meet someone on the same wavelength; fun and flirty, got their smarts about them (brains are a huge plus for me), wicked sense of humour, open-minded, explorative, sexy and chatty... oh, yeh... and not be another fake, fraud, nutter, weirdo or scammer, which I'm fast discovering are very common at this site.

Anyhow, I figure you've gotta sift through all the crap to meet a few real members like yourself.

Hoping to hear back from you and see where things go from there.

Damn he's got good lines. Covered all the negatives on a dating site... A regular Don Juan.

And he's smoking classic!

Set a high price, you deserve it.

Females confuse me.

What sites, Ducky?

pm ok too of course. :)

Dont class me as your average female, digr. I have no morals.

V - the initials AFF and AMM should help with the search.

Oh just give him the links ... Here ya go...

AFF

AMM

:lol:

Man... that is a lot of pink.

k, I'm confused. you're a skankho and slutting yourself online (or considering it), yet your profile here has .... nothing. It's like you're slumming or a liar, or ... something

Oh no blue, Ive slutted myself here as well. There's pics of various bits of me.

I go to slutting sites to slut, but the regs here know how lacking I am in morals.

The Cellar is where the sluts go to relax after a long hard day at work.

No, you just determined your own, rather than letting others dictate what they should be.

hahaha...thats awesome Clod.