Ban the person below you
 

Own up to your internet crimes. The person below me is banned for posting an opinion on a linked article without actually reading the article.....

I'm sorry, I'll try to do better next time.

Meanwhile, I ban the next person who tries to dispute me

Yeah right--we all know you will not try to do better next time.

The person below me is banned for posting a nude photo in this thread.

Nya, Nya, Nya,... Clod, your banning button doesn't work.

full frontal no less

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:K...yTummy.jpg&t=1

the next person is banned for overuse of "haggis"

snap

Missed me!

The person below is banned for having multiple user names.

Damn you Griff I do not.

The sunumbitch below me is banned for being an asshat, a troll, and a goddam spammer.

I will admit to mild asshattery and reflexive trolling but I never spam anyone. Please see my personal website for proof that I keep it real.

The knuckle dragger below me is banned for drifting that would make Hamilton, Ontario blush.

I once saw a shade of lipsticjk called Ontario Blush. Or was it Orlando blush? Why do they call them blushing brides, btw? All the ones I see are either white as a sheet or caked in so much foundation you wouldn't know if they were actually blue and green paisley-skinned martians.

Next poster is banned for name-calling

Excuse me, it was name changing.

In any case, the user below is banned because it's Thursday.

excuse me, it's Friday....

dickwad below is banned for thinking I was a bloke

I know you are a proper Lady, monster.

I ban the poster below for stealing from the Cellar tip mug. It was full one day and empty the next.

Sorry. I had to.

The person below is banned simply because their posts are terribly boring.

85% of people disagree with you there.

Person below banned for eating velveeta out of the packet

Come on, it was only as a child! And I usually accompanied my snack with pickles straight out of the jar, too.

Person below me is banned for singing in the shower, and doing it well.

What can I say, I have a talent!
The person below is banned for the incredibly saucy PM they sent me. I loved it though...

you're welcome.

The person below is banned for inciting Chinese dragon parades everywhere they go.

Well they're more Chinese Drag parades, really, but let's not split hairs, it's all good fun....

Person below me is banned for not updating their user title frequently enough

Monster is banned for posting in a slot obviously reserved for TW.

The person below is banned for telling me I'm doin' it wrong.