I need a new user title
 

I need a new user title.

I am too lazy to think one up.

I call for suggestions.

Post 'em here.

I'm also too lazy to choose.

In a few days, I will gather the suggestions, and post a poll so as y'awl can vote.

I will adopt the winning user title for at least one week.

I know, how foolish. :D

Have at it.

Brevity is the Soul of Wit

I've always liked that one. tw - not so much.

Neighbour

MugNez.

Dogen's worst nightmare

SoreKnee123

there are a few here

but I'll say .....


masticator of memes

This is user title here (i.e. "has OCC and ADD and look at the birdy) is the one that we're changing here not ZenGum, right as if you're thinking of changing your name from ZenGum to something else, I am going to have a virtual hissy fit.

Just the usertitle, not his handle.

Phew!

How about "should not give up his day job for carrot farming" or ïncisive thinking on tap".

Gotta chew.

sticks to your soul

mends the hole of your sole

Asunder, down under.

Goes in hard, comes out soft and sticky

now you do what they told ya, now you're under control

Why monks shave their heads

a.k.a. Wile E. Peyote

Fuck you! I won't do what ya tell me!

Inspired by Zen, I've changed my user title.

Still in my chrysalis

"unable to think of a new user title"

This.

Not his handle!

:lol:

"Kinda New Member"

There ya go, you're a born again Dwellar.

I know which one I'd choose, but will wait till the poll is posted to disclose. :)

Poll! Poll! Poll! Poll! Poll! Poll!

WIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!

"Won't put his toilet in the middle of the living room."

Fresh from Yabbie Creek

Cheetah, cheetah, mean mistreatah

no. it's y'all. just sayin! :D

Am I allowed to say which one I'd choose?????? PLEASE, can I? (it's definitely not this one though. Sorry 3Foot).

Just saying this as Zen is a person of his word and has on occasion very kindly listened to me vent (and hyperventilate) about someone who does fall into this category. If he doesn't mean it, he doesn't say it (smartassedness which is a completely separate category aside).

I'm what's for lunch

Hey! that's not my handle.
Surprise, that's not my user title either.

Sheila Dealer