Idiot of The Day
 

Wednesday 6th April 2011:

Cyclist biking in the suicide/center turn lane in the pouring rain on an extremely busy road WHICH HAS CYCLE LANES. WTF are you thinking? I'm thinking maybe he was high. No helmet, no lights/reflectors/bright clothing, but a very soggy (gray) wooly hat almost covering his eyes.

Today's spot is open for nominations.......

ooooh! pick me!



wait...

OK I'mm'a risk burning in hell by nominating an aquaintance who is too po'/drunk to feed her kids properly, but just got them a puppy. And is now appealing on facebook for a free crate because she works and school starts again next week and it isn't housetrained.

People are idiots.

no shit?

That's why they have the Darwin awards. . .

Yebbut the cyclist was still alive last I saw him.....

Well ya shoulda back up and had another go then.

She could feed them the puppy....

Idiot of the Day for about April 25, 2011:

An acquaintance of mine informed me the other day not to eat canned 'french cut' green beans. Because they will keep you from getting an erection. I asked, How?. He doesn't know. It's "something they put in there" that does it.

I asked him about cream style corn, and he said I was being stupid.

:D

May 30, 2011
 

Well, I thought this guy was gonna be my Idiot Of The Day, instead it turns out it's me. The IdiotOTD, I mean.

I saw this guy and wondered 'what's he hawking, Ku Klux Klan cereal?', and about a hundred yards up the road I thought 'you dumbass, he's supposed to be a slice of pizza.' He's standing directly in front of a Papa John's, after all.

I'm a ijit sometimes.

:lol: @ Gravdigr. Honestly, I can't tell what he is either. So, yeah, you ain't an idiot cuz I ain't no idiot! Well, that's what I'm wishing. :D

yeah, I'd never eat pizza that looked like that. If I weren't tripping on bad acid.

Well at least it isn't false advertising.:sick:

May 31, 2011
 

from Kentucky.com

If I got twenty-some odd pounds of weed, I'll be damned if I'm going to work. Just saying.

Man Reports Kitten Attack

Officer Finds Kitten 'Calm'

Its not from the Onion, believe it or not

A 24-year-old man called police to report that a kitten attacked him on Thursday, investigators said. The incident was reported at about 4 p.m. Thursday in the 5500 block of Meadowood Drive. According to a police report, the man told an officer that he found the kitten in a wood pile behind his house. An officer said the man told him he grabbed the kitten "and tied to tie a string around the kitten's neck," prompting the kitten to bite him on the thumb. The man showed the officer a puncture through the top and bottom of his thumb. "Both punctures were minor, with little bleeding," part of the police report read. The officer said the kitten was very calm and wasn't aggressive unless provoked when he saw the animal.
The kitten was taken to the Speedway Street Department.

Its thirst for blood was satisfied by then, but just wait until next time.

look at the bones!

"Run away, run away!!!"

This knucklehead is a sure win for Darwin Lifetime Achievement Award.

I guess he cleared the house.


Besides, you shouldn't dry fire your weapon anyway.

Wow. What a bunch of fucking morons. Where the hell in Nebraska do they live that they are so worried about having to defend their home with a shotgun that they practice it?

These "tactical" obsessed people bother me. The knife world has a huge audience for tactical knives. Few of these guys have any sort of fighting training, and almost none have any actual hand to hand combat experience. Yet they believe they would actually be able to use their fighting knife (or 14" bowie) to defend themselves.

I'm sure I'll be a hypocrite and sell tactical knives to any and everyone. Maybe I'll also include information on where to get proper training.

Maybe that's why my father never let me learn how to shoot a gun. So, I carried a knife instead. :rolleyes: :lol: Don't worry, I had pepper spray on me at the time too....hmm...and a taser? :lol: Just a background story of why, I had night classes back in college and there were recent rape incidents at the time. Back then, the campus was rather empty by the time I got out of classes.

If you're gonna have a weapon, you need to practice with it, no?

What they should have been practicing beforehand, is trigger discipline.:neutral:

Idiot of the Maybe-Not-Today-Maybe-Not-Tomorrow-But-Soon:

Hey!

He's using the same camera and enclosure I have. It's a Canon A710IS and the enclosure is a WP-DC6.

I don't have his polar bear though.

You've tried Turducken. Now, if this man eats a bacon sandwich, you can sample Manbearpig!


Okay, Bearmanpig. :p

Got a bunch of these in an email.

Here's the best/worst of 'em:

And this one.

following on from the first story..

http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/fe...ot-in-the-mail

following on from the first story...

http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/fe...ot-in-the-mail

Idiot of the Day - Sept. 23, 2011
 

*off to check fantasy football roster*

edit: I have another Bengals WR. Maybe this will help me if my guy gets more play?

How come when they're needlessly wasting money catching potheads...ahem, er, em...I mean tracking illegal smoking substances, the cops always SWOOP in.

They never walk in, waltz in, barge in, come in, drop in, stop in, or even run in.

They swoop.

Some pothead wrote that article. "Duuuuude, they totally like swooped in, like eagles, man, like vultures but with hair, mannnn..."

Swoop, swoop, oh, baby, rock, rock
Swoop, swoop, rock, rock
Swoop, swoop, rock, rock

Is there ever an inoffensive lineman?

I'm the Idiot of the Day.

It's me.

Look no further.

Poor Bungles just can't seem to stay out of trouble. I'm thinking Pukelisberger should change teams.

The Wichita Lineman was pretty peaceable.

I'm even idioter than I thought.

And he's still on the liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

We have a wiener!!!

Actress Kim Delaney Disheveled, Disoriented at Dinner Honoring Robert Gates
“Army Wives” actress gets escorted off stage at the National Constitution Center Thursday

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/...130402588.html

Too bad. I like her. She's had problems with alcohol in the past, and it's got to be really humiliating for her to fail in public like that.

On NYPD Blue, she played a cop w/drinking problem.

Sad. Pretty, too.

Why are the pretty ones always crazy?

Looks like she cannot see the words. Perhaps she just needs glasses...
Spexx, SPEXX!!!!

Here is an explanation for you, Grav:

It looked a little like either she couldn't read something on the prompter and she lost her hairbrush or she got into a scuffle with the makeup artist in the green room and then began to have a light burtation and mild darist darison.

On the contrary, I think she loves seahorses, and she loves lookin’ at em, and she loves seashells. She loves seashell things. She loves things with seashells and seahorses on 'em like blankets and towels and little bags. She loves em.

OOh where is that video? I found it!

Johnny Hammersticks

this came up right after JH

"you're just gonna have to find a girl that thinks you're funny."

:lol:

I love that. Her voice and mannerisms and humor remind me of a friend of mine. I'll have to send it to her.

That was great.

I liked that "a little bit of this".

Same reason they are all divorced or their boyfriends left them. :D

It probably isn't a great idea to say something idiotic in the Idiot of the Day thread. ;)

staged or for real ?

Incredibly stupid.

Here are a few more

shotgun suicide fail? O M G

Not staged, just galactically stupid.

Flabbergasted. You'd think a DEA agent could avoid shooting himself. And did that cop shoot a handcuffed person?