Gwyneth Paltrow
 

Punch her or kiss her?

Could I have her do my laundry?

On what grounds ?

Probably on her own grounds - I doubt Monster wants her laundry shipped to wherever Gwyneth is currently living.

I can't say as I have any strong feelings either way with regards Ms Paltrow.

I think I saw she a wrote book or something, and I thought "Gwyneth, you're gorgeous, you're a decent actress, you sing you dance you act you write...can you leave NOTHING for any of the rest of us? What's next, will you solve the energy crisis?"

So I'd punch her, just on general principle. :lol:

Affleck wasn't good enough for her?

Affleck isn't good enough for anyone!

Unless it's Casey. Yum.

No way! No one would put up with dating J.Lo unless they were also totally high-maintenance themselves. You can just tell, Affleck's a whiner.

So so true! I hated the whole Bennifer thing and just don't get why J-Ho is so great. I think that's when I really started to dislike both of them.

I fucked Matt Damon!

http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content...aflac-duck.jpg

Affleck!

who hasn't?

OK, here's one:

Who would you be least likely to fuck: Ben Affleck or Gilbert Gottfried?

that's a tough one...can't I just shoot myself in the face instead?

ding ding ding

We have a winner!

(that'd be my choice too)

I don't know who Gilbert Gottfried is, but if you two don't want to fuck him I don't want to go there either.
Rather than shooting myself in the face (hello, extreme random?) can I watch Sheldon & Matt Damon instead? Because MD looks a little like Randy Harrison and that would be :yum:

Oh God. It's like I have wandered unwittingly into Heat magazine.


I'm with Bri. Imma shoot myself in the face. Let's grab PP and we can all go die together in a great big mess of lebanese madness.

Eh, just go hunting with Dick Cheney and save yourself the trouble.