Oi, Sundae!
 

What happened to the Girl?


Is it because you now know you can never marry Prince Bill?

Are you slowly coming out as transgender?

Perhaps she will be able to Bill the Prince?

I am glad you asked. I was wondering, scratching my head, and wondering.

For those who are wary of links, I will precis.
I feel I am no longer a girl. And most people who don't call me SG call me Sundae anyway.

I'm still happy to be called Sundae Girl or SG.
I've just dropped the girl for myself.

Not a real dessert person. I like pizza.

You read my mind Sir (or Madam)!

It's a real link, I promise!

Oh god. First I find out she farts when she cums. Now, she is no longer a girl? Dana is a mister in Canada. MTP is a hermaphrodite texas hick. I don't even have a clue what Nirvana is supposed to be.

My life is so fucking ruined. I guess I have to start anew. I guess Gravdigr will now by the object of my affections

No disrespect to you Monster - I just know from previous posts that some part-time Dwellars are really wary of links.

ETA - the original read "warty of links."
Snort.

PP was wary of links, among other claims.

How about Pizza Woman? That is a name that will bring all the mens to your yard.

Don't tease me, bro!

As long as he doesn't object to your infections

Like I always say, it's not really sex without something in your ass.

Sundae is going to be 40 next year? Isn't that like totally ancient?

HEY!

I'll second that hey!

(I am 40 in Feb)

Lord, ya'll will be talking about getting AARP cards before you know it. This place is turning into an old folks home.

What's that? Speak up young man!

Plus we've got a bunch of old maids on here. Can you believe some of them even have cats?

And dogs...

I'm so old my hoo-ha is covered in cobwebs.
I'm pleased to say my pussy is more lively though.

I got mine in the mail a few month ago. Which was weird.

Been getting them every few months for about a year now. Still haven't signed up.

I'm only 40 ffs

i'm 41, and grounded. but umm....hell forgot teh joke i was gonna make. old age?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but at 40 you have one foot in the grave and the other on a bananna peel. Don't most folks have to start wearing Depends?

I took to wearing them as a precautionary measure shortly after joining the cellar. I was very glad of them during the pensive spamming.

So I was out at the weekend paintballing,we are sitting around friday night talking about playing Call of Duty, I was the the youngest there by 15 years !
you think gamers are punk kids, these guys were all grandfathers. :D

Grandfathers paintballing & playing Call of Duty? That confirms my suspicions that dementia begins when you blow out the b'day candles on your 40th birthday. It must be the toxic fumes from all of those candles.

plthijinx - are you grounded because you turned 40. Isn't that the time we you start developing severe hemorrohoids. I imagine that would keep you from being seated long periods of time. I bet it would really be a problem if they became tangled in the foot controls

Y'all must turn a different kind of 40 than I did. In fact, 6 years into my 40s, I still don't look 40, act 40, or experience any of the symptoms you describe.

They must be on the metric system.

More chatter from the old geezers, isn't about time for the early bird specials? ;)

Forty is not old, Sarge.
Although I admit it means more to a woman than a man.

How would you feel if you were facing the inability to have a child, just when you felt at your most alive?
How would you feel about hot flushes and night sweats and your partner leaving you for someone younger?
How would you feel about becoming completely invisible to the opposite sex?

Probably pretty low.
Maybe, think?

Sundae, you will never be completely invisible to the opposite sex. You're too smoking hot. Plus a lot of guys get into "granny sex". Dana, I'm sorry but you might be too far gone. You know I don't mean that in mean way. It's kind of like your study of history. You're becoming an ancient relic.

Down here in where I live, most women have grandkids or even great grandkids by early 40s. We have 2 sayings:

"Grannies need loving too!"
"Men become more distinguished as they age, while women become old hags"

Your ballbag is so old you jizz maggots.

LMAO. Never heard that before

I made it up.
See, I still have all my brain cells.

I think.

We have sayings about where you live, too:

13 is a little young to be fucking, even if it is your bestest cousin.

By 40, the women look so rode hard and put away wet from years of popping out squawling brats and getting beat on, they do become like riding old nags covered in leather saddles and saddlebags.

the first one was pretty funny, the second one didn't quite roll off the tongue and had a bitter scorn person ring to it.

Damn bitter scorn. DAMN.

too much? :blush: sorry

I think he might be refering to mine. I didn't realize age was so a touchy subject. I guess you should look at it as 40 being the start of your golden years.

Women are like cowpats.

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

:bolt:

:lol: Yeah, I wouldn't go backwards for a second!

You would think, wouldn't you?

Who are these people picking up "cowpats" and what are they doing with them? :eyebrow:

If, by 'he,' you mean me then no I was referring to the poster formerly known as Shawnee123.

I think of you as more of a buttered scone person Sarge.

Well gee. I acknowledged it. Let's let it seep for awhile, shall we?

I will not cease this mental fight
Nor will my keyboard sleep in my hands
till we have built Jerusalem
in the Cellar's Oi Sundae thread

i will tell mr. undertoad about this. he will ban everyone 40 and over. you are mean to me because i am young.

well, see?, it's like this. the hemorrhoids flared up so bad that when i got out of the plane and onto my walker, there was a blood trail. the FAA happened to be giving some unfortunate chap a ramp check and had the local authorities arresting him for chicken sex and they noticed all the blood and thought i might have been raping a cotton tail rabbit. i tried to tell them it was, in fact, a jack rabbit but they didn't buy it. they said i was talking out my ass when to that i said, no, i'm bleeding out my ass. they grounded me cuz i lost a quart of blood.

SG, you shouldn't worry about a change in partner(s)...

With the pic I saw in your profile you should rack a lot of guys.

:3_eyes:

Jerusalem!!

Gesundheit.

Fixed it for ya.

Brain Salad Surgery?

Yippee ki yay!

That how we know the song, but it's a hymn of importance to the Britons.

How about creating a "Golden Girls" section on the Cellar for women age 40 & above.
Dana - Bea Arthur
Infinite Monkey - Estelle Getty
Monster - Rue McClanahan
Tulip - Betty White

Just like the series, they can hang out there and discuss issues of the elderly, etc. Nirvana, I don't know how old you are but your pics don't look anywhere as near as old of the above dwellars