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DanaC 08-04-2011 06:06 PM

Woman with world's largest natural breasts
 
Yeah....



Here: http://uk.health.lifestyle.yahoo.net...st-breasts.htm

GunMaster357 08-04-2011 06:14 PM

Wow...

I love natural breasts but this is a bit much even for me.

Among the man-made ones, my favorite is the red breast.

Flint 08-04-2011 06:17 PM

Big breasts are great, but that's only because any sized breasts are great. They're all equally sexy. The source of the fascination with breats is, I believe, that all modern forms of clothing cover the nipple, thus elevating it to a fetish. The act of uncovering the breasts is like discovering the Holy grail. Big, bouncy jugs like Pooka are sexy, but a tight, toned torso with little titties (like Dana) is hot as hell, too.

Now asses are a different story. I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Actually, to be specific I believe there is a ratio between the smallest point of a woman's waist and her widest part of her hips/ass which creates the desired appearance. It isn't necessary for a butt to be big in order to produce this ratio, but a big butt basically guarantees it.

grynch 08-05-2011 01:36 AM

I have just one thing to say....
"motorboat, motorboat, motorboat"

:devil:

DanaC 08-05-2011 01:39 AM

Thought you boys might find that one interesting :p


Oh, and Flint, you do say the sweetest things! :P

grynch 08-05-2011 01:44 AM

actually I'm with Flint ( "in like flint"? ) on this.. I'm much more of an assman

in fact all of my friends have said at one time or another "g, you're such an ass , man"

;)

grynch 08-05-2011 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 748619)
The act of uncovering ....

which brings me *ahem* to a finer point ( so to speak... :blush:)

could you, would you, guys or ladies go to a topless beach ?
They are quite common here, and me with my Baptist sensibilities was quite unnerved at first ... but now it's just.... hey, there are some naked ta'ta's

( altho I do live in fear yet of bumping into a colleague on the beach )

DanaC 08-05-2011 02:04 AM

I'd probably be more comfortable with going topless than I am with showing my bare legs actually.

grynch 08-05-2011 02:08 AM

eh?.. leg issues?

DanaC 08-05-2011 02:11 AM

Eczema scarring issues. And a general dislike of my skin tone on my legs. They probably don't look anywhere near as bad as I think they look. Just one of those hangups.

grynch 08-05-2011 02:14 AM

ahh... sorry.. but yes I'm sure your legs ( like you ) are lovely.

Clodfobble 08-05-2011 09:29 AM

I was perfectly willing to whip 'em out in public to feed my babies, so it doesn't seem too different to me to do it with no baby attached. I'd be kind of fascinated to see a beach full of non-porno boobs. But I have to say, I'd keep a bottom covering on simply because I really wouldn't want sand in my crack.

glatt 08-05-2011 09:40 AM

I was in Europe as a teenager, and most of the beaches we went to had topless women at them. I have to say that I liked it a lot, even though the women were just regular normal women of all ages and not models.

grynch 08-05-2011 09:43 AM

I was in Nice ( s.france ) with my brother and his family including his then 14 yr old son a few years ago....

lets just say my nephew spent an unusual amount of time in the water.. just sorta standing there.

BigV 08-05-2011 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grynch (Post 748660)
which brings me *ahem* to a finer point ( so to speak... :blush:)

could you, would you, guys or ladies go to a topless beach ?
They are quite common here, and me with my Baptist sensibilities was quite unnerved at first ... but now it's just.... hey, there are some naked ta'ta's

( altho I do live in fear yet of bumping into a colleague on the beach )

heheh... I remember being pretty nervous about going to the Friedrichsbad spa in Baden-Baden. We were there on a mixed day and the prospect of co-ed nudity stressed me out. Not because of "hey, there are some naked tatas", but because of my worry about my enthusiastic response to those tatas. I was young and married at the time... I had issues... anyhow! My aunt, who thankfully didn't participate that day, put me at ease with this thought: If you've seen one naked boob... you've seen them both.

That was sufficiently humorous and factually true that I was able to focus elsewhere and my wife and I enjoyed the spa. I give it five stars by the way, worth the trip, HIGHLY recommended.

Gravdigr 08-05-2011 04:12 PM

Wow, now THAT is a plunging neckline!!!

Pass.

morethanpretty 08-05-2011 08:30 PM

I just wouldn't want to go nude or topless for long. Maybe 30minutes, but even with careful sunscreening I burn way too easy and those are places I would NOT want to be burned. I do not tan, so that is not even worth trying and to be honest I love my fair skin, 'cept for the whole burning-way-too-easy issue.

Aliantha 08-05-2011 08:36 PM

There are beaches over here where people do topless or nude bathing. I've done it in the past and probably would again in the future if I could ever get myself back to having a beach body.

Urbane Guerrilla 08-05-2011 09:07 PM

One hundred and twenty-two pounds in the boobs alone is too much of a good thing. There are women who don't weigh that much. Has a strong back? -- she'd better.

ZenGum 08-06-2011 01:50 AM

Okay, guys, I'll say it.

Anything more than a handful is a waste.

Okay, move along now, nothing to see here. Except giant boobs.

ZenGum 08-06-2011 01:55 AM

Oh and I am now comfortable with swimming naked in mixed company. It took me a while to first get used to swimming naked when alone, and then again in company.

There are a few designated nudist beaches about, and even on regular beaches it is not unusual for the ladies to let the twins out for a bit of sun. :ggw:

Hey! I need these very dark sunglasses, I have an eye condition. :cool:

SatelliteHead 08-06-2011 08:00 AM

I would never have imagined that picture to be real. I don't understand how she can live life like that - people would always be staring (especially men).

Trilby 08-06-2011 08:02 AM

I imagine her mamographer cries when she sees her coming.

richlevy 08-06-2011 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grynch (Post 748655)
I have just one thing to say....
"motorboat, motorboat, motorboat"

:devil:

More like 'aircraft carrier, aircraft carrier, aircraft carrier'

Quote:

Indeed, breast reduction surgery is the 4th most popular form of cosmetic intervention in women in the UK, with 4,218 operations performed in 2010.
So the UK wants to get rid of something that California wants. Maybe we could set up a commodtitties exchange.:ggw:

kerosene 08-07-2011 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 748821)
Okay, guys, I'll say it.

Anything more than a handful is a waste.

ouch

ZenGum 08-07-2011 10:57 PM

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ouch

Take heart - problem solved!

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kerosene 08-07-2011 10:59 PM

Okay, I feel better now.

Sundae 08-08-2011 03:33 AM

And I feel sick.

DanaC 08-08-2011 03:40 AM

If that appeared on Doctor Who, people would laugh at the unrealistic rubber alien hand.

ZenGum 08-08-2011 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 749078)
If that appeared on Doctor Who, people would laugh at the unrealistic rubber alien boobs.

You all saw that coming, didn't you?


Mind you, could be a good episode. Earth attacked by giant bosom-swelling aliens. Or maybe I've been reading too much manga.

DanaC 08-08-2011 07:27 AM

I'm pretty sure that was the central plot of Chubby Brown's movie...

Sundae 08-08-2011 07:37 AM

You mean Rosyton Vasey....

grynch 08-08-2011 07:40 AM

there was an *ahem* classic American movie some years ago starring the ever famous Chesty Morgan where she eliminated the villains... well... you can figure it out.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA300_.jpg

Sundae 08-08-2011 07:44 AM

With her horrible acrylic wig?

grynch 08-08-2011 07:46 AM

ya know... I never noticed the wig before.

;)

Big Sarge 08-09-2011 01:52 AM

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Chesty Morgan is still alive & well at age 72.
http://www.tampabay.com/features/hum...n-deep/1058097

grynch 08-09-2011 02:00 AM

Sarge, you know chesty????... she used to play the strip clubs back where I grew up back in the 70's


btw.. you don't know me... I'm new to these parts but I'm sorry to hear of the troubles you've been thru


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