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John Sellers 08-15-2011 02:27 PM

I'm not a spammer
 
Mods, I assure you, I don't spam. I hate spam. Please approve me, so I can edit my profile.

BigV 08-15-2011 07:50 PM

I approve.


Moderate though I may be, I'm not a moderator. But I can't even see your profile from here, you're not backlit or anything.

Rrrraven 08-16-2011 12:53 AM

It takes a little while. You get a little paranoid that they might be plotting against you, toying with you. . .your posts appear, then disappear. . .then all of a sudden you're good to go. I'm convinced it's some sort of social experiment. ;)

John Sellers 08-16-2011 01:47 PM

I was just lookin' to get approved ASAP. In any case, it's all good now, so, my thanks to glatt and/or wolf.

wolf 08-16-2011 05:16 PM

Mr. Sellars, welcome to the Cellar.

monster 08-16-2011 07:15 PM

Join R. Cellars.

HungLikeJesus 08-16-2011 08:11 PM

There's a road in Detroit called John R. Any relation?

John Sellers 08-16-2011 08:55 PM

Here we go again! Making fun of my name gets you put on my shitlist! Sound familiar?

Bye, fuckers!

Oh, and when you all die, your souls will belong to me!

monster 08-16-2011 09:23 PM

:eyebrow:

ZenGum 08-16-2011 11:51 PM

KTHNXBAI


Seriously, if you're sensitive about your name, use a bloody handle when you go on the internet.

DanaC 08-17-2011 02:31 AM

Hmmm. Making fun of his name puts us on his shitlist...sound familiar? Kind of does aye. PP?

ZenGum 08-17-2011 02:56 AM

Nah, different Schtick. Not enough self-pity.

Maybe Drax, though. Who cares?


Oh, flashback! RKZ!

grynch 08-17-2011 03:00 AM

you guys are hung up on the Drax character.. three different people accused me of being him.
( or someone from a dark cellar past )

DanaC 08-17-2011 03:11 AM

Ahhhh. Forgot about Draxxie's latest visit. Yeah. That makes more sense.

jimhelm 08-17-2011 03:34 AM

drax foshizzel

wolf 08-17-2011 03:38 PM

This place is like teh crack, fo' serious.

John Sellers 08-17-2011 05:30 PM

Ok, I've had a chance I calm down, but AFIC, making fun of my (or any person's) real name is a sign of disrespect. Also, at least I have enough courage to use my real name on a board with almost no rules. By doing so, I'm taking a big risk.

Dracks 08-17-2011 05:53 PM

I agree completely. It's just not right.

:headshake

John Sellers 08-17-2011 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grynch (Post 750782)
you guys are hung up on the Drax character...

And my question is why? Is there a logical why the Dwellar community likes this name so much? Is it cuz ya'll like the character from Moonraker, or maybe The Doctor's fellow Time Lord in The Armageddon Factor.

Spexxvet 08-17-2011 05:55 PM

Is that your real hair?

John Sellers 08-17-2011 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dracks (Post 751005)
I agree completely. It's just not right.

:headshake

Even tho I know this is your pathetic attempt at dry humor, thanks...Jim.

Aliantha 08-17-2011 06:14 PM

I don't have a shit list. I feel a bit left out now. I think I'm going to go and get a shit list. I guess then I'll have to decide what to put on my shit list.

John Sellers 08-17-2011 06:27 PM

Or you could just use this one.

Lola Bunny 08-17-2011 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John R. Sellers (Post 750999)
Ok, I've had a chance I calm down, but AFIC, making fun of my (or any person's) real name is a sign of disrespect. Also, at least I have enough courage to use my real name on a board with almost no rules. By doing so, I'm taking a big risk.

But why would you want to use your real name on a message board? Just wondering.

John Sellers 08-17-2011 09:20 PM

I have my reasons, and that's all I'm sayin'.

jimhelm 08-18-2011 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John R. Sellers (Post 751008)
Even tho I know this is your pathetic attempt at dry humor, thanks...Jim.

Holy total giveaway drax..... You should know better. That's monster, dummy...

John Sellers 08-18-2011 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 751067)
That's monster, dummy...

How was i supposed to know that? I'm not that lo'Be Vos VampYre.

grynch 08-18-2011 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 751013)
I don't have a shit list. I feel a bit left out now. I think I'm going to go and get a shit list. I guess then I'll have to decide what to put on my shit list.

me !! me!!! ME!!!!!

can I be on your shit list??????????????
pleeezzze
http://www.westfield.ma.edu/personal...sed%20hand.JPG

monster 08-18-2011 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 751067)
Holy total giveaway drax..... You should know better. That's monster, dummy...

Quote:

Originally Posted by John R. Sellers (Post 751070)
How was i supposed to know that? I'm not that lo'Be Vos VampYre.

don't be so fucking gullible. I ain't wasting time on sock puppets over you.

Jim, I can create enough shit of my own, don't draw me into yours, you know some whining whinny will belive it and store it up for next time there's a "monster's such a bitch let's ban her" thread

infinite monkey 08-18-2011 07:39 AM

Awww come on, you guys. I distinctly remember Shawnee (before her untimely departure) admitting on a thread about admitting your sock puppets that the Dracks puppet came in handy from time to time.

What better time could there have been? I swear I still see that girl around from time to time.

Besides, monster is a total bitch. Let's ban her.





:angel:

monster 08-18-2011 07:42 AM

See how I didn't dump her in it, though.....?

John Sellers 08-18-2011 11:04 AM

Ya know, maybe there should be a new general rule 'round here, sockpuppeting, or even better, no monikers allowed. That's just my opinion. It'd make it a bit easier to tell who's who around here.

infinite monkey 08-18-2011 11:09 AM

Oh get a grip, will you?

I've a new rule: shut it.

WE know who is who. If you don't, maybe you need to work on your socialization skills.

At the very least, quit tilting at windmills.

monster 08-18-2011 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John R. Sellers (Post 751181)
Ya know, maybe there should be a new general rule 'round here, sockpuppeting, or even better, no monikers allowed. That's just my opinion. It'd make it a bit easier to tell who's who around here.

fuck off.

monster 08-18-2011 11:41 AM

:)

Pete Zicato 08-19-2011 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 751190)
fuck off.

Well said.

John Sellers 08-19-2011 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 751190)
fuck off.

That's another thing. It's too damn easy too insult someone over the internet. That's how cowardly cyberbullies are made.

monster 08-19-2011 04:06 PM

You can only be insulted by strangers on the internet if you allow yourself to be. You apparently have that perversion. Incidentally, "fuck off" is not an insult, it's a direction. Your needs would best be met by you staying away from social interaction on the internet. That way, no one can say anything that offend or insults you :) Oh wait, that's why you come here. Big Girl's Blouse.

monster 08-19-2011 04:10 PM

p.s. it's also too easy to indulge schoolgirl fetishes on the internet. We should probably ban that too ;)

infinite monkey 08-19-2011 07:02 PM

That which doesn't virtually kill you, makes you virtually stronger. :)

monster 08-19-2011 07:45 PM

FSM doesn't send you anything you can't handle......

monster 08-19-2011 07:46 PM

(did you see what I did there? handle... teehee....)

infinite monkey 08-19-2011 07:55 PM

I like that "D" gives us a venue in which to vent our extreme bitchiness and wry humo(u)r.

Thanks, Mr Sellars. :) I can't thank you enough. ;)

John Sellers 08-20-2011 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 751413)
You can only be insulted by strangers on the internet if you allow yourself to be.

I realize I shouldn't let people get to me, but a lot of the time, my emotions get the best of me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster
Incidentally, "fuck off" is not an insult, it's a direction.

Technically, that's true, but I think anybody would be insulted to "fuck off."

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 751414)
p.s. it's also too easy to indulge schoolgirl fetishes on the internet. We should probably ban that too ;)

Are we srsly bringing that up again? How would you logically know what my life is actually like. Have you ever met me in person? I doubt it since been to the Wolverine state, let alone the Queen's country.

Anyway, how do I know yer not a cougar.

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 751454)
I like that "D" gives us a venue in which to vent our extreme bitchiness and wry humo(u)r.

Thanks, Mr Sellars. :) I can't thank you enough. ;)

Well, I don't understand yer logic here, but yer Welcome, Mr. monkay. :D

DanaC 08-20-2011 03:57 AM

I thought 'fuck off' was a funny response to 'no monikers allowed'... coupled with a second post smiley just to underline the joke status...

Or maybe I am wrong?

Anyways: welcome back John.

John Sellers 08-20-2011 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 751508)
I thought 'fuck off' was a funny response to 'no monikers allowed'... coupled with a second post smiley just to underline the joke status...

My bad. I misunderstood. In that pertikler context, I interpreted that smiley to mean "Have a nice day, asshole." Perhaps a http://forums.g4tv.com/images/smilies/custom/jk.gif would've been better.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC
Anyways: welcome back John.

:thankyou:

TheMercenary 08-21-2011 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John R. Sellers (Post 750999)
Also, at least I have enough courage to use my real name on a board with almost no rules. By doing so, I'm taking a big risk.

Foolish.

John Sellers 08-21-2011 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 751725)
Foolish.

Yep, yer right; but it's a risk I'm willing to take. Besides, even users who use monikers are not totally safe. For example, a few years ago, I was a member of VampYrezKave, and my username was Dizaster Overkill. Well, for no logical reason, VampYre decided he didn't like me, so he somehow found out my real name and phone #, and told everyone on his board to prank call me. Joke's on him tho. No one ever harassed me. He probably has my home address to, but fortunately, he didn't posted that.

Undertoad 08-21-2011 02:20 PM

That is contemptible and let me just say you can trust me and my 26 years as a data processing professional, 24 of those managing some sort of online community. We will occasionally let on the city and state of someone's IP address, but more often simply say we the address is evidence that someone is who they say they are, or isn't who they say they are.

Griff 08-21-2011 02:47 PM

Toad is like a priest, who digs the chicks.

DanaC 08-21-2011 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff (Post 751765)
Toad is like a priest, who digs the chicks.

Is that what they're calling it these days..?

Sundae 08-21-2011 03:22 PM

UT is a demi-god. I know (ish) his mother, and although lovely, she seems human.
So perhaps his father was divine; apols if it's actually you Kat - don't smite me!

I trust him with my data, with my money (little as it is) with my cat and with my life, as it's worth nothing if the rest has gone anyway.

Whatever you have to fear here, John, it's not being screwed by Undertoad.

John Sellers 08-21-2011 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 751763)
That is contemptible and let me just say you can trust me and my 26 years as a data processing professional, 24 of those managing some sort of online community. We will occasionally let on the city and state of someone's IP address, but more often simply say we the address is evidence that someone is who they say they are, or isn't who they say they are.

I think by using my real name on here, that show my level of trust. Dwellars might act impishly sometimes, but I don't think ya'll are malicious. :)

jimhelm 08-23-2011 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 751091)
don't be so fucking gullible. I ain't wasting time on sock puppets over you.

Jim, I can create enough shit of my own, don't draw me into yours, you know some whining whinny will belive it and store it up for next time there's a "monster's such a bitch let's ban her" thread

sorry. I missed this chastisement. I am now suitably contrite. mea culpa.

I totally thought it was you.

monster 08-23-2011 03:46 PM

yeah, that shit totally was shawnee. Just not the other shit. That shit wasn't her. She's very shit-selective. Unlike the monkey who flings infinite shit.

infinite monkey 08-23-2011 03:51 PM

Sigh sigh sigh...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dracks (Post 751005)
I agree completely. It's just not right.

:headshake

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim
Holy total giveaway drax..... You should know better. That's monster, dummy...

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 751091)
don't be so fucking gullible. I ain't wasting time on sock puppets over you.

Jim, I can create enough shit of my own, don't draw me into yours, you know some whining whinny will belive it and store it up for next time there's a "monster's such a bitch let's ban her" thread

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 751102)
Awww come on, you guys. I distinctly remember Shawnee (before her untimely departure) admitting on a thread about admitting your sock puppets that the Dracks puppet came in handy from time to time.

What better time could there have been? I swear I still see that girl around from time to time.

Besides, monster is a total bitch. Let's ban her.





:angel:

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 752158)
sorry. I missed this chastisement. I am now suitably contrite. mea culpa.

I totally thought it was you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 752163)
yeah, that shit totally was shawnee. Just not the other shit. That shit wasn't her. She's very shit-selective. Unlike the monkey who flings infinite shit.


monster 08-23-2011 04:13 PM

uh-oh I have an internet heavey-breather. Should I blow my whistle?

jimhelm 08-23-2011 04:14 PM

if infinite monkeys flung infinite shit, they would eventually paint a shit mona lisa.

monster 08-23-2011 04:16 PM

I still laugh my ass of that Hector misread that monkeys fling faces and apparently thought for year the literature was talking about them gurning

TheMercenary 08-25-2011 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 751091)
..... and store it up for next time there's a "monster's such a bitch let's ban her" thread

Come on, you know that know one would ever try to do something like that on here... :p:


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