The Cellar is a soap opera
 

Really.

A bunch of characters, initially with a common location, but growing ever more disparate.

We've had weddings and divorces, feuds and love-ins; folks have come and gone but the game has gone on.

Every now and then ratings get a bit low and the writers get short on ideas, so they have something weird happen. Usually it is some crazy troll newb wandering in, or some dwellar suddenly comes out with a random surprise, like being a transvestite or a burger addict.

What should happen next?

I never said i was a burger addict. i just said Dave's new cheeseburger was good.



I think we should have an evil twin pop up. That's always good for a few episodes.

I think he meant me. :(

And that was a mis diagnosis on my part. Still....

We need stalkers. Like on home and away. And we need Ridge to decide between Brooke and Taylor once and for all!

No stalkers please. I have enough already.

Really? You have stalkers glatt?

I have been stalking him for years.

On the season premier of Cellar: Who shot LJ?:p:

I've been stalking celery for years.

Yeah, and I'd be the prime suspect wouldn't I? lol

Not really. I thought I'd add to the drama.

Seriously, who would stalk me? Plus, I make it too easy for them if they did exisit. Where's the thrill in that?

I dunno. Someone who's got a thing about athletic looking family men who're handy with tools?

Hmmm...it's a good thing Dazza is no good with tools or we could have a stalker on our hands!

I've lost track of the plot. Is Dazza your cat?

I'm not a troll but I am stalking glatt.

Yeah. Well, when I make it this easy.

That's great!:lol:

But I was stalking you without even knowing about that. :cool:

I am kidding btw.:p:

You forgot the bit about me being an alien

and not just any alien either. An Illegal Alien! (Ever been to NY?)

Bring back a dead character? Oops, been there done that.

:lol2:

Sooner or later, somone is going to have to waterski-jump over a shark enclosure.

Could the Church of the Whale Penis be considered a cellar spin-off?

Pinky Tuscadero did that on Happy Days way back when I was a kid...or was that Fonzie? I think it was. Pinky got smashed up in a smash em up derby!

God I've watched some shit on tv in my life.

I thought I was glatt's stalker.

It is. Bastard red-headed stepchild.

pull my finger.

I want to be Alexis!!

I wasn't sure who Alexis was, so I googled it. Found out the character was after my time. I watched GH religiously all through HS and college. It was really quite fun. I got away from it though. But wait...why oh why did that woman who plays her look so damn familiar? Well, at the time I watched GH I also sometimes watched Santa Barbara. She was Julia on SB.

You can see a bunch of the old GHs on youtube, and I watched part with Robert and Holly. Robert had that really cool ultra-modern hidden room so he could be big spy police chief guy. Looking back it looks like the secret door was made of paper and the machines were made of...I don't know what!

Oh! I meant Alexis from Dynasty!

Joanie Collins - that imp.

While I admit that there seem to be all of these undercurrents going on in the Cellar, I'm not here often enough and don't read enough threads to pick up on them.
I am so clueless. I just saw on Facebook that Tony is engaged to Jackie. Did I miss something here or has it been awhile and I've forgotten?

In any case, Mazel Tov Tony!


BTW, I missed the whole Brian/Pamela story until Pamela mentioned it in chat.:smack:

We've been engaged for what is it five years now, but thank you sir!

You should take your own advice: