Pissing on the Devils Grave
 

I had a dream the other night and I heard this voice it said "So you fell in love with the devil."

I said No, and in fact I'm pissing on his grave.

And then I had this other dream a few nights before and I saw this snake it looked like a cobra and I put my hand in his mouth and it didn't bite me..

The reason I'm writing this is because I need and outlet to express myself and everyone thinks I'm psychopathic but the dreams are so real
I want to see if I can make since out of them.

From here (Cellar post)

Just because your dream involved a subject close to your heart, doesn't give it any truth.

I dreamed that an old lady didn't want me to leave her mansion.

I was all like.. well, hell with that. I'm out. and I went out this back door. some dude followed me out... he wanted to leave too.

But then she loosed some kind of huge badger thing from this pen that was down in the corner of the yard. And I knew that the badger/wyvern/wombat... whatever it was... was a vicious, clever killer.
So the thing is up on me in a blink...but then it flops over on it's side inviting me to rub it's tummy. The other dude FALLS for the ploy and bends down to stroke it.. I was all like.. No Wai, vicious badger... and backed my ass through the door again.... and there was a bee fucking with me as I did. SO I figured i would rather get stung by a bee than shredded up by a vicious badger, and let the bee in with me as i retreated.

dream ends.

that morning, as I got out of my car, there was a bee flying around me and getting up in my grill. I shooed it away and was not stung. I looked around for badgers, but I didn't see any.

Pissing on your partner *is* sex to some people. A snake often represents the debbil. Why do you hate Baby Jesus?

A lost soul is often confused between right and wrong, if your intent is to help save souls I would assume that you would be upset if I hate Baby Jesus. NO I love Jesus, I'm just on the wrong side of love. I also had a dream that said "Your sins are forgiven". I think the whole thing about the hand in the snakes mouth represents peace. If the music is harmonizing to the point where a snake dose not bite that represents peace.

[UsualSuspects]The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist.[/UsualSuspects]

Aaron Altman: What do you think the Devil is going to look like if he's around? Nobody is going to be taken in if he has a long, red, pointy tail. No. I'm semi-serious here. He will look attractive and he will be nice and helpful and he will get a job where he influences a great God-fearing nation and he will never do an evil thing... he will just bit by little bit lower standards where they are important. Just coax along flash over substance... Just a tiny bit. And he will talk about all of us really being salesmen. And he'll get all the great women.

--Broadcast News

Looking attractive as a prequisite of the devil's attributes means you have already started to succumb to his influence.

When the way someone looks is a measure of their inner worth, the devil is already at your shoulder.

Wait, who said the devil needed to look attractive? My movie quote?

Amen, sistuh!

Ayuh - wasn't aimed at you, just a response to the quote.

Like the way the most pervasive way the devil can appear in films is as a hot woman.
But that's just not FAIR! Of course men are tempted!

Best movie debil recently was Lucifer in Constantine. Oof. Scary bastard.

Here's a better description. ;)

Pete: I've always wondered, what's the devil look like?

Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, Pete, but the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork.

--O Brother Where Art Thou?

But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most, our one fellow and brother who most needed a friend yet had not a single one, the one sinner among us all who had the highest and clearest right to every Christian's daily and nightly prayers, for the plain and unassailable reason that his was the first and greatest need, he being among sinners the supremest?

--Mark Twain's Autobiography

Hmmmm, JB?

I think the biggest lie you people ever bought was that I was any thing at all. Satan is the father of lies and I have no children (thank God). I'm a Christian, an Independent One, wreaking havoc on evil doers and playing the role of "ace double o g". It's easy to call me evil because I called my self evil. If I am truly hell bound, then the fact of the matter is that I am the Perfect Guy, that needs to be saved. So if the preachers are doing there Job, I am destine for heaven. I Believe that Jesus Christ of Nazareth died on the cross to forgive me of my sins, past, present and future. He is the King of Kings and for him my heart Sings.

How do you do this? Do you wear a cape? Do you have superpowers?

righteous singing scares the devil... I'm not very good at it but I'm learning..

Nothing scares the devil. Not even your singing.

JBK - are you at all into snake handling?

Coz that shit is crazy.


Also - no one should disrespect a grave. It's super bad luck and very negative karma.
The devil should get some respect.

See, this is the same problem you get with sci-fi fantasy shows. Doctor Who's a bugger for it. The Big Bad Alien War Machine is supposed to be the baddest ass in the entire universe, and whole empires falling in its wake, yet the Doctor manages to send it packing with a fancy screwdriver and a packet of jammy dodgers...

Or, ya know...intricate alien plans for the absolute destruction of Earth are foiled by the power of Love, or thought.

Righteous singing scares the devil. Please. Then he isn't much of a fucking threat is he? And people should just forget about the little imp and go about their daily lives in the world.

Not to mention, and I'm sorry if this is a little impatient and nasty of me, but: of all the things you could spend your time learning, this is what you've chosen? This great big pool of knowledge at your very fingertips and you're learning how to sing a defence against the devil?

I find myself getting increasingly frustrated by your posts. I'm going to break the habit of a lifetime and be brutally honest: you've got bags of curiosity and an eagerness to learn and find a truth, and you are throwing it away on charlatan faith courses and fictionalised visions of the world.

I find it frustrating because it is a waste. You are wasting your curiosity and eagerness on made up shit. You are so fucking eager to paint a landscape of mystery and deities you are missing all the really interesting stuff that might actually help you understand the world and your place in it. As much as any of us can.

You have a quicksilver mind and you are throwing it away on nonsense. It's heartbreaking to see.

And now. I am done. That was probably unwarranted and unkind, but it's been several months in the making.

Isn't Satan a fallen angel? So, Satan fell from grace for doing something sinful. We are all sinful.

So, JBK, I'll try again: why aren't you praying for the devil?

I think the only people who will get into heaven are those who prayed for the devil's redemption. It's the ultimate test. Christians want to pray for all the sinners but dance on Satan's grave. Doesn't that seem against the teachings of praying and forgiving and putting it all in god's hands?

What Would Twain Do?

Satan is Nothing.

Well, you're going to hell then.

Simple as that.

I disagree I was baptized as an out ward sign of an inward grace.. I have done evil things but I repented... I confessed my sins and now I am walking in the grace of God.. and I'm not going to allow some monkey to tell me any different..

snort

You're missing the point entirely.

Do you pray for lost souls? Isn't that kind of central to the Christian way of life?

But you don't pray for the first sinner, the first lost soul.

I don't give a flying monkey's rump if you don't want to agree with what I'm saying, but you won't even address it.

So all that you say means absolutely nothing.

Yeah, pray for us all to accept Jesus as our Lord and Saviour. Except for the meanie debbil. Oh, and Rush Limbaugh. Maybe the I-95 Rapist.

This ain't Burger King, you can't have it your way.

There ain't no Forgiveness Salad Bar, where you pick and choose who is worthy of eternal salvation.

:D

The term I'm familiar with is "Shopping Cart Christian"

They get to pick which parts they agree with.

"Owner of a Shopping Cart" by Yes is one of my favorite songs. ;)

yea you make a good point, but I don't want to go there...

I'll pray for the people under the influence of satan.. but satan himself is beyond reconciliation..

If you total your car in a car accident do you try to fix it or collect the insurance money??

You collect the insurance money.

Is that the name of the song? I thought it was ...
"Owner of a Lonely Fart"

I enjoyed that message. I want people to be real with me, and sometimes I push the envelope to entice people to be honest.

we do it.. like you do it.. if you do it.. like we do it... at Burger King.

It doesn't matter if you want to. If you want to go to heaven, you must go there.