Higgs Boson Discovered
 

This is why yo mamma so fat.

Although to be strictly accurate, I should have said New Boson discovered; probably Higgs.

Physicists write shit headlines.

Celebrations as Higgs bosom is finally discovered

Why would parents name their baby girl "Higgs" ?
But nevertheless, it's something that happens to every teenybopper (eventually).

Ah, the welcome flowering of womanhood!

Har!



Though I was thinking more of the imperative to caveat everything so thoroughly :p

Well, this should thorough change the face of the next season of The Big Bang Theory.

Seems funny that they nicknamed it "The God Particle" when Peter Higgs who it was named after was an atheist! :eyebrow:

And what I want to know is will it improve my cell phone reception?

If I ever get my hands on the moron who came up with that "god particle" BS, I'll high five him in the face.

With a brick.

Now that they've got that all figured out, these exceptional minds need to get started on the Hoverboard.

Fuck the hoverboard, where's my flying car? And I mean a proper flying car that levitates in place when needed.

you mean like this one?

Yeah....just like that one.


Cock.

There's always a spoil-sport in the crowd. This one is named Harvey Newman at Cal Tech...

Discovery News
Fri Jul 6, 2012 07:55 AM ET

What If the New Particle Isn't the Higgs Boson?
There are subtle indications that the particle may not, in fact, be the Higgs.

The clue there is in the description 'Higgs-like'. I've heard a number of scientists talking about this, including some of those working at the LHC and they're not saying this is Higgs Bosun. They're saying it is a bosun, and is apparently Higgs-like in that it behaves in ways they would expect such to behave. But that it might be another kind of particle in which case that would be just as interesting.

BusinessDay
9/13/12
THE INSIDER: Governmentium — the heaviest known element
This discovery has been scientifically confirmed in Switzerland...

Newser
Kevin Spak
9/10/12

CERN Wants Even Bigger Large Hadron Collider

If it takes 20 years to build, you have to start building it at least 20 years before you run out of things to do with the current one.

If a Higgs bosom exists, does that mean Higgs is a she?

You're confusing it with a Higgs bison

Huge bosoms? Where do I sign up?

Bosoms are what makes top quarks top heavy. When scientists discuss bosoms, they also discuss spin. Does that mean Higg's is a blond?

make a note:

Once we invent the time machine, go back in time to 1992, and tell ourselves to start NOW! then it should be ready by now.

what? It worked for Bill and Ted!

Fans of Aliens. Wanted to be able to say, "Somebody wake up Higgs" on a regular basis.

Damn. That was Hicks.

You saw it here... :cheerldr:

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Physicists Peter Higgs, right, and Francois Englert attend a news conference at CERN,
near Geneva, on July 4, 2012. Photographer: Fabrice Coffrini/AFP via Getty Images

Higgs and his lover Englert, share the $1.25 million... after they dumped Boson's body in some dark cold moor. :unsure:

Jazz hands!

I wish ZenGum would start participating here again.

Was he Higgs' lover as well?
He must be proud as all bejesus.

don't know, don't care.

I saw this thread recently returned to the top of the active group of threads, and noticed his name as author. That reminded me that I miss his input, that we're all poorer for his absence.

Soz, was only joking because when I read that Higgs was Englert's lover I believed it for a second.

I miss the Zen.
He was damned smart, but in an Aussie way. So laid back you'd think his (albeit excellent) photos and travelogues meant he 'd dropped out.
I think the same about our other Aussies. I've had the privilege of sharing some convos with them that reveal more than I think they say on the board, or certainly not easily found. They're not as chilled as they come across, and certainly more acccomplished.

Except Ali of course. Who just has babies.
(C'mon, I had to say it about someone and I know the most about how damned smart you are.)

If it's not one thing, it's your mother.

I was thinking that maybe he wanted to leave and invented his mom as a way to get that done.

Weird.

I don't know. I believed in the conflict with which he was dealing. Zen may have grown up struggling against a mother who always had to be the smartest one in the room. And, perhaps, she competed intellectually with Zen. He didn't want to have to deal with that here. Perhaps it just something he has never been able to grow out of. Makes it unpleasant either way.

PBS: Nova 1/13/15 THE BIG BANG MACHINE

Many years ago when I was much younger than I am now,
I saw on tv what I believed was the best science program ever made.
It was an early (1975 ?) NOVA program about the young scientist,
his equipment, and his recordings of when he first discovered
the pulsating signal of a black hole.

Tonight, I watched the second best NOVA program about the discovery of the Higgs boson.
For me, this 1-hour tv program was a true celebration of science.
I know that word "celebration" is used a lot, and that is why
I hope everyone will take the time to watch this one.
It is what a career in science is all about.

This NOVA program is available on the pbs.org/wgbh/nova website and this is the link:

NOVA never disappoints. Many of the subjects don't affect our daily struggle in a way we're aware of, and they don't sell many newspapers, so they only get press in scientific or trade journals. Very few would read all the publications required to get the whole picture. Every subject is presented in a clear, interesting manner.
I swear if the voice of Peter Thomas(NOVA's narrator), told me I was a chicken, I'd try to lay an egg. :haha:

As for the Higgs boson show, I think your celebration of science description is appropriate. It's a story of science triumphs over skeptics, politics, and numerous scientific challenges, to catch a glimpse of what had been theoretical for 50 years. Perfect story line with good guys, bad guys, and triumph.

However, there is a considerable phalanx of people saying so what? Do I still have to go to work tomorrow? Will Higgs boson fix my car, heal my body, feed the world? Wouldn't that $13.25 Billion and effort of hundreds, be better spent improving the lives of third world people? Does science trump humanity?

I don't have an answer.

We all work to only service the few who advance mankind. According to popular myth, quantum mechanics has done nothing useful for any of us. Total nonsense. That gigibyte disk drive is due to a breakthrough in quantum physics. Same applies other useless technologies includnig Shannon's Communication Theory, laser, computer chess games or beating Jepordy champions, glass fibers, LED, satellite, uProcessor, PCM, liquid crystals, lithium battery, etc. In each case it obviously had no purpose; was only a cute toy.

We knew the future of everyone not yet born then was the transistor. Today, that same future is in Quantum physics. Almost nothing discovered in fundamental research has a purpose - until that fundamental research moves to application research. Those above examples are perfect examples of money wasted (according to spread sheet analysis). So much later each became essential to everyone's daily life.

We could not possibly know what a Higg Bosum will make possible. That is the nature of fundamental research - that defines the future of everyone's lives.

The show ends in a world wide conference where the tens of thousands, essential to our future, are the same people we all work to support. So that mankind can advance.

Alongside Nova was another 'must see' show. Frontline discussed what everyone here should know about Putin.

They found the Higgs boson particle. Now, for a set of new questions…

Is the Higgs responsible for dark energy ?
Are there supersymmetic particles that decay in a Higgs ?
Will they find another hypothesized particle called the “neutralino” ?
Is it the neutralino that makes up “dark matter” ?

Earth’s Most Powerful Physics Machine Gets Back in Action
Science - Marcus Woo - 03.24.15

The article does not mention what has changed. I believe modifications have upped it power by a factor of 3. And new tools have been added to the loop.

About 27,000 copper wires were added in this "For want of a nail, a collider was lost..." syndrome.

Dark matter: I know it's there ... because I can't see it.

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Dark matter 'ghosts' through galactic smash-ups
BBC - 3/26/15

Upgrades were not for averting failure. Things done to avert failure were only done because it was convenient and learned after the first run.

I believe the LHC was upgraded from 4 tera electron volts to 14 tera electron volts. IOW to eventually do what the Supercollider in TX was suppose to do over a decade ago - before Congressmen thought an International Space Station (that does almost no science) was a better investment.

LHC is upgraded to answer a larger question - supersymmetry.

When I was going up, transistor clearly was the future. Today, Quantum Physics is the future for every kid. Back then, America was doing transistor work to become worldwide dominant 20 years later. Today, Quantum Physics is being done where and by whom? Who then will have a growing standard of living?