Hey Y'all Watch This!!! (photo blog of your screw ups that involve blood)
 

thankfully i don't do this very often, but thought occurred to me today to start a thread where when you fucked up and caught a pic of it.....well...here ya go. couldn't remember if a similar thread had been started so.....

this is from my bicycle fuck up yesterday....

ouch!!!!

Cheeses, Philth!
That's a spill for sure.

First time I spent the night with the man that probably should have been my husband, he had been knocked off his bike by a car.

I thought he was a real gentleman, turns out he was too tender to touch.

Double ouch.

lol all, yeah it looks worse than it is, as far as the cuts go....the inner bruising is what hurts the most. i took up on paul's offer of some of his meds. i went to sleep feeling no pain last night but when i woke up this morning, that was an entirely different story.

Ouch!

Nice one! (I'm a connoisseur of bike rashes.)

c'mon Griff, post'em up!

I put these up before, but back in 2006, I fucked up. Lately I've been minimizing damage to thorn scratches.

Aw, darn. I didna get a pic of my body surfing injury. And now its healed up on me.

Cut m'self shaving.

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NO GRAV!
Too much without warning.

Agreed!! Bad Grav!!

Here's Day 1 and Day 2 of a bruise I got when I stacked in the bathroom.

My arm was soooo swollen and sore.

oooo... nice one Ducks.

"Got stacked in the bathroom?" Is that a euphemism?

could be in one of two threads just now ;)

I'm glad I'm not the only who doesn't understand.

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Haha ...no euphemism, not an aussie either.

No Grav!

YOUR!! .........With blood

Not some random gross image of a dude with something poking out of his face...we have other threads

You are 100% correct.

I was completely insensitive.

I understand your disappoint.

Hahaha, I love how you respond to a dig with not just one, but four posts of more arseness.

My reaction would have differed...but...I understand that we all have different ways of dealing with confrontation and different expectations of thread content - I love a good thread drift as much as the next person.

Please, leave your thingie-hanging-out-of-somebodies-eye pic for others to enjoy. I'll just avoid this thread in future because I was looking forward to viewing some dwellar spills...but not really looking forward to viewing whatever gross shit can be found via google image search.


Actually, I would HATE to see a picture of a dwellar with a serious injury like that, and I apologise if that was your shaving incident several years ago.

Thank you, kind moderator.

I will endeavor to produce more appropriate posts in the future.

Now don't go out and deliberately hurt yourself in the hopes of having a nice injury to show off in this thread.

Yeah, I'm gonna hurt myself to fit in with this bunch.

Incidentally, I did shave, a week ago. But, I can, and did, do so without injury. (Much)

fun sponge.

don't listen to him Gravdigr. You get down with your bad self, y'heah?

hard.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL GRAVDIGR??!!!

Apart from stabbing him in the face...

I'm always hard when I 'get down w/myself'.

:p:

we got a thread for that too.

Oh! Oh! I got one!

I call this "Battle scars of housewifery". An injury sustained by trying to unload the dishwasher.

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Stitches? Why just pour a little bleach on it and keep working... you won't even notice it in a year or so. :haha:

Stitches because it was pretty deep and on a joint, they didn't want me to be constantly re-opening it as it tried to heal. Oh, and did I mention the knife was serrated?

I know, just kidding ya. Cuts at the joint don't want to heal, so if they hadn't stitched it you could have a scar that would never let you close that finger properly.

It's cool, I knew you were kidding. :D

I figured there was going to be an ER visit when I looked down and the inside of my finger reminded me of raw chicken meat... unfortunately for you all it's kind of hard to tell in the first picture because I took it *after* the local took effect and I couldn't straighten it all the way anymore.

Nice one. Yep, that'd never heal without stitches. You're actually lucky you didn't do serious damage!

Griff, yeah I feel pretty lucky actually, I think the middle (ish) stitch ended up touching a nerve or something, it hurt way worse than any of the others when it got taken out and bled (the others didn't) ... plus I had some feeling loss for quite a while... it seems to be coming back though, which is great.

I was taking knives out of the dishwasher (in a hurry of course) and as I pulled them up they got caught on the plastic of the dishwasher and stopped... unfortunately my fist kept going. If you look, you can see my pinky got cut too, just not anywhere near as badly.

missed the duck bruise, that looked like it hurt like hell....

same with you Razz, freakin' ouch!!

owwwwwwwww.

I stack my cutlery handles up for just this reason.

:shiver: I hope you heal up quickly and completely.

Oh baby that's horrid!

Now, draw a face on it to make it look like your finger is wearing a pretty collar.
And we can all tell you how sorry we are.

this is a forewarning of a pic i'm going to post sometime this afternoon. Here's what happened to my roommate....

On Wednesday Paul bought himself a new toy, a compound crossbow. He spent that evening assembling it, checking it out and just tinkering with it. Well yesterday he took it to the shooting range and it's my guess that he did this on the first shot.

when he shoots a rifle he has the habit of extending his thumb in an upward manner. yeeeeah. he did this with the crossbow too. that bowstring skinned half his thumb like skinning a catfish! the pic i'm going to post has his thumb folded back over "normal" but doesn't look anything like "normal". He is in surgery this morning to get it fixed but wow. just wow. :facepalm:

so anyway, consider yourself warned if you are squeamish or at work. i would post it now but have to way to re-size the photo to a postable size.

Poor Paul!

OMG. Good luck Paul. I bet that hurt like MF'er

yeah Sarge, he's not a happy camper right now. he called and asked if i could leave work and come get him but i can't leave until i review some engineering standards. i asked him if he could "thumb" a ride home......he didn't find the humor in that for some reason..... :rolleyes:

anyway.......here it is!

that's terrible! i hope they give him some good pain meds

Thanks for the warning - sadly I scrolled upwards so caught the photo before reading it.
Serves me right for coming into a thread with this title.

Poor bloody chap. Best wishes to him.

along with the meds he's still on for his back surgery, yeah, he's set!

he's home now, and in good spirits. i showed him the kitty pic i posted along with his thumbnail pic (get it? thumb? nail? ;) ) anyway, he got a laugh out of it. he's in good spirits and i'm making him laugh some so that's good. i've thrown a lot of puns at him so far and like i said, he's in good spirits.

ty Sundae, and i tried to warn! :)

I AM sorry about his finger. (thumb)

Oh shit.

I got as far as this...

uh-ohhh.

Well, I'm sure it hurt, but it could have been a lot worse.

I'm puzzled as to how it happened. I assume Paul is right handed. The crossbow must be designed so that the trigger mechanism is forward of where the string is when fully cocked. Perhaps this is necessary for maximum power, or just a convenient layout, but it seems that a guard plate might be in order.

Hey, sue the suckers!

nah, he's ambidextrous. suing is not the answer.

It was his forward supporting hand that got hit, right? I tend to leave my thumb up on the front hand.

Okay, left hand trigger, right hand support ... thumb wandering about.

Pretty sure he'll never do that again.

You right!

Is Paul better? Does he still have both thumbs?