Cellar Valentines -only a month to go, best get writing
 

Roses are red
Daffodils yella
Let's take off our clothes
and post pics in the cellar


Roses smell good
Freesias like heaven
you bastard I lost
my nose 9/11

Rose's are Red
Violet's are Blue
I go commando
How about you?

Roses are red
Or color of honey
They smell nice
But a waste of money

I'll send out dozens
In an earnest plea
but the fact remains
No one loves me

Roses are cheap
Orchids a no-go
Nothing says love like
the smell of dead hobo

Roses are red
Marigolds ginger
If you love me I'll be
Sry 'bout yr finger

Roses are red
Pansies are funky
You bring the typewriter
I'll bring the monkey

Roses are red
And smell nice indeed
Sounds like you've got
A new bag of weed

This is made of win

Wine is fine
But liquor is quicker
Have yourself
A shot of Gravdigr

;)

Roses aren't red
Violets aren't blue
I'm not conciliatory,
but I'd still fuck you.

Roses are red
They grow them in China
I'm kinda horny
Please pass the Vagina

^ i did lol

Haggis is brown
Cocks multi-hued
Why did you think
this rhyme would be lewd?

Post deleted. Not a pome

Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth.

when Pussies are red
balls will be blue
if that time of month
is a problem for you

We can make you see red
and our posts can be blue
We're the internet version
of apes flinging poo

Our posts are cheesy
We have plenty of whine
You're clearly crackers
....be our valentine?

:lol:

~Somebody

Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
Get out some green
and they'll show them to you

....or are ya yella,
pansy-boy fella?


Orange you going to get outraged at my colorful repartee?

Roses are black
Violets are black
I'm so depressed
Let's hit the sack

money is green
Roses are red
just for the latter
I ain't gonna spread

Roses are thorny
Violets are limp
If you aren't either
talk to my pimp

Flowers are a plant's genitals
A gift rare and true
I'll castrate a plant
Cause I wanna stick it in you.



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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm bored
Let's screw

Fourteen is red
Seven is blue
Whether ketchup or mustard
We will love you :)

Well, you can knock me down
Step in my face
Slander my name
All over the place

You can burn my house
Steal my car
Drink my liquor
From an old fruit jar

Do anything that you want to do
But you can’t make me not love you

I got nobody,
Don't care about you,
Spend all your money,
I'll still be the foo'

Fight the foo, man, fight the foo.