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Cellar Valentines -only a month to go, best get writing
Roses are red
Daffodils yella Let's take off our clothes and post pics in the cellar Roses smell good Freesias like heaven you bastard I lost my nose 9/11 |
Rose's are Red
Violet's are Blue I go commando How about you? |
Roses are red
Or color of honey They smell nice But a waste of money I'll send out dozens In an earnest plea but the fact remains No one loves me |
Roses are cheap
Orchids a no-go Nothing says love like the smell of dead hobo |
Roses are red
Marigolds ginger If you love me I'll be Sry 'bout yr finger |
Roses are red
Pansies are funky You bring the typewriter I'll bring the monkey |
Roses are red
And smell nice indeed Sounds like you've got A new bag of weed |
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Wine is fine
But liquor is quicker Have yourself A shot of Gravdigr ;) |
Roses aren't red
Violets aren't blue I'm not conciliatory, but I'd still fuck you. |
Roses are red
They grow them in China I'm kinda horny Please pass the Vagina |
^ i did lol
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Haggis is brown
Cocks multi-hued Why did you think this rhyme would be lewd? |
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Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth.
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when Pussies are red
balls will be blue if that time of month is a problem for you |
We can make you see red
and our posts can be blue We're the internet version of apes flinging poo |
Our posts are cheesy
We have plenty of whine You're clearly crackers ....be our valentine? |
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Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue, Get out some green and they'll show them to you |
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pansy-boy fella? Orange you going to get outraged at my colorful repartee? |
Roses are black
Violets are black I'm so depressed Let's hit the sack |
money is green
Roses are red just for the latter I ain't gonna spread |
Roses are thorny
Violets are limp If you aren't either talk to my pimp |
Flowers are a plant's genitals
A gift rare and true I'll castrate a plant Cause I wanna stick it in you. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
Roses are red
Violets are blue I'm bored Let's screw |
Fourteen is red
Seven is blue Whether ketchup or mustard We will love you :) |
Well, you can knock me down
Step in my face Slander my name All over the place You can burn my house Steal my car Drink my liquor From an old fruit jar Do anything that you want to do But you can’t make me not love you |
I got nobody,
Don't care about you, Spend all your money, I'll still be the foo' |
Fight the foo, man, fight the foo.
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