Lets post in order (ABC) stuff we HAVENT done :)

A - I havent ever Asked a policeman directions to a crack house :D

B

Buttfucked Flint in the mouth

I havent ever Called the president...... (I dont know his # for 1 thing)

D

I think Dude111 is lumberjim.

nope


I've never Dude111'ed

Died. I haven't done that. I think. Hmm. Could be I'm a ghostie.....

Had my eyes Dilated for an eye test
Drunk a Gin and Tonic. they smell funny. I may never have drunk gin, actually
Danced naked in the rain. But I might, one day

ugh I forgot to hit post :/ But I'm not deleting it even though I'm now a letter repeat, so there.

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Eaten snails
Entered a polygamous relationship
Egged someone's property

Farted in a taxi cab.


G

Golfed (on a normal scale, mini doesn't count.)

H

I havent ever had a miilion dollars :(

I

I haven't ever Infiltrated a sex cult.

J

I havent ever Joined the military

K

Killed a second human


L

Loved a hobo.

M

Met a dog I didn't like

N

Just wanna pause to reflect on this one for a moment...

Did you start that with J on purpose.

You know what,I didn't... it was a happy accident.

As in... you have killed a first human?

Neutralized a terrorist cell in Nakatomi Plaza

:)

I havent ever Opened someone else garbage.....

P

used the "P" word in front of Trump.


Q

Quit while I was ahead.

R

Read out the Necronomican and summoned evil

S

Summoned evil using any method at all, AFAIK

T

I havent ever taken a wrong turn on the interstate... (I dont drive)

U

I haven't ever Uber'ed.

What's next? V?

I havent ever Verified if Donald Trump is indeed lying about every blasted thing...

W

I haven't ever Walked on water.

X

I can't wait to see what comes up for x.:corn:

I haven’t ever used a xyster.

y


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I'm an only child myself.

:drummer:

No more yanky my wanky


Z

I haven't ever zipped m'li'l feller up in m'zipper.

The End

I havent ever Accepted something I loved and valued for a CHEAP price.. (Im willing to pay more if they let me)

B

I havent ever Borrowed a million dollars from someone..... (Would be nice though)

C

I haven't ever Crapped in a cello.

D

I've never Deuced on a Duck.

E

Never Evacuated on a Eunuch

I haven't ever fouled a Frenchman.

G

I haven't garnered any green beans.

H

I haven't ever heaved on a horticulturist.

I

I haven't ever ironed an iron. Because why would you

J

I havent ever Joined a cult....

K

I haven't ever kicked a kangaroo.

L

I haven't ever laid a lesbian.

M

I haven't ever marauded a Monrovian.

N

I havent ever noticed a crime in progress

O

Nrver have I ever occluded my oral orafice.

P

I haven't ever picked a peck of pickled peppers.

Q

I havent ever Quit running a race..... (I havent ever been in one)

R

I haven't ever rushed a Russian.

S

I havent ever shit my pants on the bus..

T

I haven't ever tossed my cookies in a tornado. Neither into, nor out of.

U

I haven't ever undermined UPS. I like them ok.

V

I havent ever Veered off the road while driving a bus....

W

I haven't ever Whipped a Woman.

I've never x-rayed a xylophone.

Y

I haven't ever yipped a putt at Augusta.

Z

I havent ever Zipped across town naked :D

A