Fuck you, humidity.
 

You make things soggy. It's like breathing under the covers. Ruin a whole week sometimes with your bullshit. Fuckin jerk.

Where I gotta live.

A high elevation mountain lake would be my angle, humidity will show it's ugly face but not so often and you could float in a lake.

My thoughts exactly. In Colorado. 13 year plan.

What is this "humidity" you speak of?


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Musta got some of our humidity, today and yesterday were unusually mild, sticky-wise.

Also:

That were funny.

But, then again, it's been fairly humorless for a while around here, so I may be out practice a little.

It's been like viet nam the last 2 days. Sunday and Monday were nice.

Teh funny is back now.

We've been getting notices (some texts, some emails) from our electrical provider and the city in general letting us know that the weather is straining the grid and we (collectively) should cut down on power in the afternoons if we want to avoid rolling brownouts. They recommended things like turning the A/C four degrees warmer, doing loads of laundry and dishes later in the evening, and turning off screens. Good luck with that one.

88 today with 85% humidity. Unless you are in Louisiana please don't talk about humidity. It is raining now, but hasn't in awhile and my grass was dry as a mushroom fart. Go outside at 7am and the heat hits me like a frying pan.

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Finally quit raining and it will be a cool 90 today with 85% humidity. I just came back from a.morning bike ride and it felt good to be out.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...bd4026b651.jpg

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Just back from Florida. Currently Michigan is more humid. Didn't think that was possible :/

I lost 7 lbs since Saturday morning. 308.8 tonight.

That's 55 lbs since late April. 8 more pounds and I'm quitting cigarettes.

Silver lining to this bullshit weather. Good thing I'm moving, I've found where I put my skinny clothes. Now if I could just put hands on the title to my jeep...

excellent. I hope to see a few pounds gone when I step on the scale tomorrow. I dream. Also moving. We unloaded and entire U-Haul Truck in 90 minutes in 90 degree humid weather. I didn't know it was possible for cotton clothes to hold that much fluid.....

2 hours of mtn biking yesterday, I smelled happy.

I know, right? I wear the moisture wicking exercise shirts and a cooling bandana. When I ring out the bandana, I get a frigging gallon.

Unloading always takes 1/3 the time as loading.

90° at 7am. I was feeding the outside zoo and making sure they have clean water in this heat. My hummingbirds are getting ready for the big move. Quite aggressive trying to protect their food supply. I bought more feeders and spread them out so they won't fight over them. The feeders that are away from the house I add a pinch of cherry Kool aid so I can keep track from the porch.

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11 hours with the movers today. Old houses and 2nd floor treadmills =pain. And huge wardrobes do too. I had to teach them to use straps after the boss got his leg stuck painfully at the top of the steps.

I'm pooped.

East coast Sissy !!!!

I guess you didn't actually watch the video?

I thought that was that English wanker that does that news show. He just yammered on about you tube commenters getting offended. I was expecting some kind of proof. Like the title of the video says. So... He's a liar.
I mean, he's right about people being sissies, but he offered no statistics to show that most of them live in the east. How do you even know where someone is from, from a you turd comment?

Nice try. I do appreciate the sentiment.

I still have a bunch to do, and the flooring guy is fucking with me.... They all seem to be Vietnamese around here, and they're all liars. (that's a reference to the above video, just kidding, don't flame me)

It is easy to tell where people are from. Beautiful people are from CA, ugly fuckers are from the Midwest especially Kansas, so so ugly with big Adams apples and lots of body hair are New Englanders, ones that look stupid then open their mouths are from the Carolinas and physically fit are from Florida and the gulf coast. Is that enough commas. Last but not least I prefer whatever state this lady comes from.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...06d6ee0331.jpg

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I'd prefer that young lady in a state of undress.

An advanced state of undress.

She needs to look where she is going so to avoid a crash and skin those melons.

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This heat advisory has coincided exactly with my 4 day "vacation".

Says here it's in effect until 8pm weds evening.

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Really. Fuck you, humidity. I'm taking this personally. I've got bat wings, and you are to blame. Up and down the goddamned stairs. My knee hates me.

I also blame Amazon. How do we have this much crap?! I just want to leave the rest of it here.

Are you using the year (or six month) rule?

When moving, if ya haven't used it the last year (or six months) it gets tossed.

And fuck humidity.

2 move rule in effect, but not strictly. I should have spent the last 2 months throwing things away sneaky like.

Hey, sneaky like? That sounds like you're blaming her. :headshake

Not blaming anyone. She just has a harder time throwing shit away. She had mash potato flakes from 2014 in her cupboard

That's good in case you are compelled to build a miniature Devils Tower mountain at 3 AM.
Or a ne'er do well relative shows up hungry. :haha:

Heh, not a tater gal, I reckon...

Shower beer Rocks !!!



That is all

True dat

I thought it was mandatory except for pre-work showers? (optional then....)

I have no experience with the shower beer.

I am passing familiar with the pool joint, and the bathtub hogleg, though.

Then it would be smashed taters ah lah redneckese.

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It is 69° down here with 0° humidity. We should have a tropical storm pass the beach every week. Just finished mowing the lawn wearing short pants and a sweatshirt.

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Try shorts and a t-shirt here and you'll pass out from blood loss. Skeeterz.

That's a whole 'nother fredd

Our skeeters are so old they lick you and fly away.

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EEW!!!

Get the shirthttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...fe5a01e71d.jpg

I think I will pass on my last comment. Dorian is coming and it won't be pretty at the beach for awhile.

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