Stupid Questions
 

you know... the ones you come across that are so ....that you can't even formulate a reply. context optional.

"can cats eat raspberries?"

Unless they are declawed they can eat any damn thing they want, they're probably going to puke it on your bed anyway.

"There are no stupid questions"
*raises hand*
"Yes, the goddamned annoying idiot in the awful sweater, did you need me to explain how to wipe your own ass?"

STUPID QUESTION: Why does 1+1=2??

Do ya suppose there are squrls that are afraid of heights?

Squrls nest high in trees. Do ya suppose that squrls get seasick during a windstorm?

Ya think hummingbirds get knocked senseless by large raindrops?

Why does the phone ring?

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

Notable.

How many is 7?

This many - ???????.

(I'm treating this like The "Respond to the Cellar Tagline" Thread.)

It's calling you by name - Ding-a-ling, Ding-a-ling.

ouch

Why do we fart??

fermentation in our gut

Howard Stern had a guy on once who could fart at will, by taking air in through his butthole and blowing it back out.

I just report things, I have no opinion pro or con on this matter

I wish I could do that.

A sin of emission.


As it were.

Why? :eyebrow:

Why does A come before B??

Because as Trump has proven you need Assholes to create Believers. ;)

This is the stupid question thread, not the stupid answer thread.

Mr Methane was the chap on stern .

it was supposed to be ones you actually come across rather than just dude being a dick, though. oh well. no controlling a thread once you release it to the board.....

There's a long history of professional fartistes.

Because I could entertain myself.

I'd suggest you get a hobby and be nice to your long suffering Mrs. :haha:

...and your stallmate:

Stupid Question: Does 1+1-3=-1??

Yes

How can you have a negative doe?

Ask Bambi's mother.

"How can you have a negative doe?"
 

In the same way you can have unicorns and leprechauns: it's a language trick.

I was at a gas stop and there was only one restroom with the unisex sign next to the door. A woman asked which side of the restroom was for the women and which side was for the men. Maybe the trash can for the men.

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Is the sun yellow?

Why is the sky blue near the coast and lighter blue the further you get inland?

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It's not afraid of anything.

Why is there braile on the keys at the atm drive through?

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So blind backseat drivers can use them.

In anticipation of self driving cars.

Even pedestrians use a drive thru ATM. Many banks do not have one only dedicated for pedestrians.

A blind pedestrian using a drive thru ATM; however, is a slippery slope.

Occums razor

Because they make all the buttons for atm machines that way.

Occam's razor: The explanation that requires the smallest number of explanations is usually the least entertaining.

I'll go with blind pedestrians using drive thru ATMs.

For the same reason the old Huddle House restaurants put the Braille indicators for the restrooms eight feet up the wall.

To fuck with the ppl who can see.

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index....-atm-machines/

It's actually the law

Figgers that the gov't was involved.

Have ya seen the little Braille placard beside the drive thru window at the fast food joints? 'Splain that one.

Same law. Accessibility.

Fair number of old blind folks driving around here... not that they can read Braille.

If a zombie bites a vampire does anything happen? If it does, who gets what? I mean, they're both already dead/undead...

What about a zombie biting a werewolf?

A werewolf biting a zombie? Who turns into what?

Does it take a silver bullet to the brain to kill the zombie, then?

If a vampire bites a zombie, will it die if ya shoot it in the head, or do ya gotta drive a stake through it's heart, too?

Yes, they both become Grateful, yes, yes, and moves from 1st to 2nd base, yes (call the Lone Ranger), the latter (call Tonto too).

Ah man!!