Baby names for 2020
 

Amino
Ap’strofie
Archey
Bornald
Bryk
Climaté
Couture
Everet
Greta
Grub
Invert
Joker
K*pop
Lego
Meeeeya
Michelle
M’kel
Olyvya
Parsnip
Thunberg

I knew a guy that murdered his parents and brother for less than that.

Aquita
Apardonia
Arti
ICE-L
Ivania
Melanka
MAGAn
Tweexie
Wallter
Yodele

And so ended the Great American Experiment.

Don't forget the twins, Twerkie and Selfie

Probably a big dropoff in "Khaleesi"s.

The inch was quoting someone named Breadquonda recently...

oooh yes, that's a shoo-in

My wife and I agreed that if a surprise #3 came along, we were gonna name the baby "The Other One."

Chlamydia
Fallopia
Venerea
Testicles (peonounced Test' a kleez)

Spencer is still bummed that I didn't name him Magnus

Heh, start calling him Mangus.

I enjoy intentionally mispronouncing names.

My sister named thier baby LUCAS -- He was born 1/9/19

Maybe Spencer should call himself Mangus. We had a couple bad ass Nordic names cued up if we had boys, hmm... that seems pretty sexist now.

Covid
Corona
Mask

Oops

Soshie Isolaria

:lol:

....


Selphie

Sounds like one of Michael Jackson's children...

admittedly my inspiration.....


We could play a new game......if influenced by COVID19, what would celebs (dead or alive) call their kids?

Kovid Kardashian for a start.....

...and Korona

Wuhan Beckham?

Oh yeah, like Sophocles' brother

and Proficles, they're brother from a future mother.

Profit
Angelsoft
Charmin
Andrex
Cottonelle
Lysol
Chlorox
Domestos

Twenty

Lidia
Lashio
Ibrow

Bleachina
Sanitiago
Decon, Tami and Nate

Kwarantina

Dalek

EXTERMINATE!

Homer

Rip

get it?

no

Rip...RIP...R.I.P...Rest In Peace
 

tweren't the virus that took my lil nipper Rip

it were them riotous lootin' types

damn them unruly hooligans

rest in peace, Rip, my lil nip

:rolleyes: no doubting your nationality

pip-pip tut-tut
 

'murican: clear through

never mind. maybe next time.

and now back to your original programming:

Kovpheph'e

maybe next time

shiverin' in anticipation

Governor gonna be the next big thing. Dewine, Cuomo, Beshear, Walz...

If chloroquine and/or hydroxychloroquine pan out, Quinn will make a resurgence.

Stimulus

Sahsa

(Stay at home, stay alive)

It's happening: Born during coronavirus lockdown, Raipur twins named ‘Corona’ and ‘Covid’

D'Klutter

Cidici
Queue
Morticia

Gretchen
Cuomo