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Undertoad 12-04-2003 12:48 PM

12/4/2003: Baby / cockroach ad
 
http://cellar.org/2003/babycockroach.jpg

(Sorry to any UK readers who are already aware of this)

This is an advertisement. One assumes it's also a fake.

It's an advertisement from Barnardo's, a childrens charity group in the UK, who wanted to point out how 1 in 3 children in Britain are born into poverty. Thus the not-at-all-obvious pun, altering "born with a silver spoon in his mouth" with "silver cockroach". Yes, that's what they intend; the campaign, which is defended here by Barnardo's, is entitled "Silver Spoon".

In turn, this has led to the most complaints to the government's Advertising Standards Authority since a condom ad in 1995.

If it was intended to both offend and get publicity, I guess it did; stirred up media attention.

DNK 12-04-2003 01:17 PM

I don't understand what the big deal is. The way I see it, that baby was born with food in it's mouth. Good protein. Sheesh.:eek:




GBA

DNK

FileNotFound 12-04-2003 01:18 PM

Doesn't that baby's head look mishaped?

Kitsune 12-04-2003 01:38 PM

Great timing on that image, too -- I was just sitting down to lunch with a fresh, crunchy salad.

Hurk.

Happy Monkey 12-04-2003 01:43 PM

Newborns often have misshaped heads. They usually even out eventually.

Kitsune 12-04-2003 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Happy Monkey
Newborns often have misshaped heads. They usually even out eventually.
And they have that cool soft spot thing, too. We call it "the reset button", because they stop crying when you press it.

jinx 12-04-2003 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Happy Monkey
Newborns often have misshaped heads. They usually even out eventually.
They often have cone heads - that baby's head is freakin' square. :3eye:

FileNotFound 12-04-2003 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kitsune


And they have that cool soft spot thing, too. We call it "the reset button", because they stop crying when you press it.



EEEEEEP!!!

Tell me more.

DNK 12-04-2003 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Happy Monkey
Newborns often have misshaped heads. They usually even out eventually.


Not always:


http://www.futcher.com/homepage/img/conehead.jpg


Grew up to be:


http://itsb.ucsf.edu/~vcr/conehead.gif





Okay, not really.

But there was the ancient tribe (for lack of a better word) that found coneheads attractive. Here's a skull:

http://www.mondialhosting.com/axxon/...ppingCHm02.jpg


GBA

DNK

juju 12-04-2003 02:09 PM

Thank god I no longer have roaches.

e unibus plurum 12-04-2003 02:30 PM

just be careful of his little fontenelle!

FileNotFound 12-04-2003 02:35 PM

Tribe? Coneheads?

How did they shape the skull? What about the brain cavity?

chrisinhouston 12-04-2003 02:39 PM

Not the best photoshoping job I've ever seen.

Hey didn't the last issue of the Weekly World News have an article on some kind of bug that gets in your head and eats your brain?

Everybody be very careful

DNK 12-04-2003 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FileNotFound
Tribe? Coneheads?

How did they shape the skull? What about the brain cavity?


Well, if I recall, some were found in Africa, some in South America. It was considered a sign of beauty, the more elongated the skull was. I think they did tight head wraps, same as those long neck people, or the big hole ear people, just stepped up progressions until the desired look was acheived. But what is eerie, is what could have been the motivation to emulate elongated skull structure?














http://www.photomosaic.com/rt/examples/alien.jpg

Perhaps?



GBA

DNK

juju 12-04-2003 02:49 PM

Source?

chrisinhouston 12-04-2003 02:50 PM

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Here is the Condom ad that got pulled in 1995. It was a health and safety ad from the British Safety Council that features Pope John Paul II in a hard hat under the motto ' The 11th commandment - always wear a condom'. This ad illustrates pretty well how tricky the job of vetting can be. The ASA's adjudication acknowledged the educational good intent in the advert but upheld that it was deeply offensive to Catholics, particularly in view of the unauthorised use of an image of his Holiness and that church's ethical stance on the prohibition of contraception.

DNK 12-04-2003 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juju
Source?
My freakin head.

Dude, I'm just throwin some shit out that I saw on TV, so you know it has to be true. I found a website that I suppose documents it but its in Spanish, a language that I can't read. Here's the link.


Not tryin to pass it off as fact, just food for thought.


GBA

DNK

edited for grammer

juju 12-04-2003 03:06 PM

Interesting! Very interesting.

Here's a rough translation.

(edit: actually, this site is in english)

juju 12-04-2003 03:17 PM

For them to try to say that these are a new species that came before Homo sapiens is total B.S. Human's didn't come to the new world until about 11,000 years ago!

bmgb 12-04-2003 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DNK
Dude, I'm just throwin some shit out that I saw on TV
I believe I also saw that TV show, and if it was the same one, they also talked about the "Starchild"

Ghost 12-04-2003 04:52 PM

So, what are they saying? Poor people can't afford pacifiers? ;)

BrianR 12-04-2003 06:36 PM

do not follow link prior to eating!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by chrisinhouston
Not the best photoshoping job I've ever seen.

Hey didn't the last issue of the Weekly World News have an article on some kind of bug that gets in your head and eats your brain?

Everybody be very careful

You are thinking of screwworms.

You're welcome.

Brian

xoxoxoBruce 12-04-2003 08:01 PM

Christ, I thought aids was bad, I wonder if you can feel them move?:(

wolf 12-05-2003 12:10 AM

Re: do not follow link prior to eating!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by BrianR


You are thinking of screwworms.

You're welcome.

Brian

Nah ... that's earwigs.

We've all seen that Night Gallery episode, right?

Hubris Boy 12-05-2003 06:31 AM

Hey! Isn't that April's kid?

OnyxCougar 12-05-2003 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kitsune


And they have that cool soft spot thing, too. We call it "the reset button", because they stop crying when you press it.

OMG I snarked sweet tea out my nose reading that.... dammit...

Kitsune 12-05-2003 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OnyxCougar
OMG I snarked sweet tea out my nose reading that.... dammit...
Heh. Just don't mention "the reset button" to people when there are mothers around. Once, in a quiet restaurant, there was an explosion of babyScream, to which a friend commented the obvious, "Children are much quieter under water."

Because of the looks, we didn't stick around too long.

ladysycamore 12-05-2003 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hubris Boy
Hey! Isn't that April's kid?
Holy S**T! LMAO!!! I need that laugh (after being totally squicked out by the ad). :D

Elspode 12-06-2003 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by e unibus plurum
just be careful of his little fontenelle!
You rarely hear "Raising Arizona" quotes these days...

Hubris Boy 12-06-2003 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elspode

You rarely hear "Raising Arizona" quotes these days...

Well, in that case... here are two of my favorites:

"The doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place, where my seed could find no purchase."

-and-

"Now you take that diaper off your head and you put it back on your sister!"

wolf 12-06-2003 10:19 AM

I love: "Turn to the right."

(every now and again I get the opportunity to say this, and do so with the proper inflection. Every now and then someone gets it.)

"Okay, then."

And "When we didn't have crawdads, we et sand."

Raising Arizona is one of my favorite movies. Great. Now I have to see it again. I hope I can unearth my video copy. Does anyone have the DVD and are there good extras on it?

(ooh ... in the course of checking IMDB I found this quote which has extreme relevance here: "Anyone found bipedal in five wears his ass for a hat!")

Undertoad 12-06-2003 11:02 AM

[IMG]2003/youatesand.jpg[/IMG]

You ate sand?

The DVD I have has no good extras, though I bought it early in the DVD days and maybe there's a better edition out now.


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