Sycamore
 

If you look up "sycamore" on Google, you will find me there...at #221. This is unacceptable, and I would like to raise my stature on the 'net. So, feel free to talk about sycamore here.

Shouldn't you be watching the Grammy's rather than obsessing over your own self importance?

Sycamore is watching the Grammys, but must always work on building up his empire.

Rickey likes to lead off. When Rickeys swinging the bat there ain't nobody like Rickey.

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Hey! I'm already up to #205!!!

Glad to be of service.

Sorry Syc. That's not how Google works. See this page for more information.

You just had to ruin it for me, didn't you, dar? Damn, that's cold...

Seriously though, I already knew that...I posted the same link in this thread Sunday.

Nevertheless, I'm up to #189. :)

Depending on how you look at it, you *are* #1 already. As long as you don't mind the association between "Sycamore" and "Whale Penis".

From my point of view, that's an association any man can be proud of!

Up to #178...slowly but surely.

I heard that the next version of Windows will be called Sycamore.

That ought to do it. :D

Let's see where I rank when combined with other words:

sycamore philadelphia: 5
sycamore st. louis: 8
sycamore pimp: 1
sycamore fuck: 1

and of course...

sycamore whale penis: 1

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Ummm...no. Though there is a gay writer named Matthew Bernstein Sycamore...his name popped up a few times.

File under "funny":

sycamore gay: 12

How 'bout prehensile sycamore?

Works for me.

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Sycamore anal: 2

#222...you're all fired!

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Back up to #210...that's better.

One way to help your ranking might to be to spam slashdot and other high-ranking forums with comments, and make sure to have a carefully chosen link as your home page.

I want to boost my standing and all, but not by spamming other boards, especially /.

You don't want to do this because you don't want to join the Gay Niggers Association of America, or because you won't be able to think up +4 comments that quickly?

[Spam, in that sense, simply meant 'post a lot' -- I've gotten in trouble for this before.]

Slashdot just isn't my cup of tea...too geeky for me.

And the GNAA doesn't even have a website, much less a forum. :)

Dude, sometimes you have to whore your principles out for the priviledge of a better ranking. How bad do you want this ranking, anyway? Not too badly, it seems to me.

Terry
 

If you use your own name, you come in at #2.

Me, I'm number <a href="http://www.cpischool.com/SessionDescriptions.htm">1!</a>

and 2 and 4 and 5, and then some...

What? You don't think the Feds know about Google? Your file grows fatter faster than you do. Under the radar, man, under the radar.:worried:

Agreed. :)

Re: Terry
 

Actually, I come in at 1 and 2.

When I search for my legal name with Google, I come up with no hits that are me, out of 95,700 hits.

Enclosing my name in quotes whittles that down to 270.

Did somebody say "under the radar?"

Yes but I think she is Vietnamese. :)

Sycamore today, Sycamore tomorrow, Sycamore forever!!! LOL. :D

#171...highest point since tracking began.