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lumberjim 07-23-2004 02:52 PM

The Dallas Cowboys Update Thread
 
Because our team is better, we deserve a whole entire thread to talk about how great the Cowboys are. So here it is.

Anyone that says anything bad about the Cowboys and isn't a fan will be killed and eaten. By sycamore.

today, they signed Eddie George to a 2.2mil contract with up to 3mil more in incentives. Just what the doctor ordered, I think.



Quote:

Ready For Eddie; Cowboys Sign RB


Nick Eatman
DallasCowboys.com Staff Writer
July 23, 2004, 11:03 a.m. (CDT)


IRVING, Texas -- The Cowboys were prepared to enter training camp with only three healthy running backs, who had a total of 358 rushing yards.

Now the Cowboys can add more than 10,000 yards to that total, with the signing of Eddie George, an eight-year veteran who gives immediate experience and credibility to the position.

Now George certainly won't be the team's long-term answer, signing just a one-year deal, reportedly worth $2.2 million. The veteran back is expected to receive a $1.54 million bonus to report to training camp, along with his $660,000 minimum base salary.

And signing George doesn't diminish the Cowboys' faith in rookie Julius Jones, the second-round pick from Notre Dame. Jones will likely get plenty of opportunities to prove himself, only now the Cowboys have more of a fallback in George.

Before this signing, the Cowboys had just Aveion Cason and ReShard Lee to back up Jones, now that Erik Bickerstaff is out for the season after rupturing his Achilles last month.

George, who was released by the Tennessee Titans Wednesday for salary cap reasons, still thinks he has a few years left in the tank. And while that has yet to be determined, the Cowboys are in a position, both financially and from a roster need standpoint, to take a close look.

And why not take a chance on a running back who just surpassed the 10,000-yard rushing mark in just eight seasons?

George, who turns 31 Sept. 13, rejected the Titans' attempts to reduce his base salary to $1.5 million. George was willing to accept a reduced contract, but wanted at least $2.5 million in base and security beyond the 2004 season.

Quickly after releasing George, the Titans agreed to a one-year deal with free agent running back Antowain Smith, who helped the Patriots win a Super Bowl last season. Smith, a player the Cowboys were keeping an eye on, signed for just $660,000 with the Titans and is expected to compete for carries with both Chris Brown and third-down back Robert Holcombe.

George, who actually started his career in Texas when the Titans were the Houston Oilers, is the franchise's all-time leading rusher. He is also the only running back in NFL history to record more than 300 carries in each of his first eight seasons. While his foot has been a concern the past two years, George has never missed a game in his entire career.

The former Heisman Trophy winner (1995) out of Ohio State, George has earned four trips to the Pro Bowl, but none since 2000.

George averaged just 3.3 yards per carry last year, the second-lowest average of his career (3.0 yards in 2001). His longest rush from scrimmage was only 27 yards.

But despite his numbers being on the decline, the Cowboys, especially with Bill Parcells in charge, might be a good spot for George to land. Parcells has a history of squeezing life out of aging backs, as he did with Ottis Anderson, who joined the Giants when he turned 29 back in 1986. While Anderson was more of a role player for his first two years with the club, Anderson rushed for nearly 2,000 yards and had 33 rushing touchdowns in a three-year span, including 1,023 yards and a career-high 14 touchdowns in 1989 at the ripe age of 32.

Parcells also milked production out of Keith Byars with both the Patriots and Jets in the mid-1990's. Byars played two seasons in New England and then finished his career with the Jets at age 35. That season he caught 26 passes as a third-down back and scored three touchdowns.

And before the Cowboys signed George, don't forget Parcells was willing to let the 32-year-old Anderson get a few more carries.

So signing George makes sense for the Cowboys, who have plenty of salary-cap room available. Also, they have the need to add another back.

Especially one with more than 10,000 career rushing yards on his resume
I know you Eagles fans are probably pretty pissed off about this. WIP seemed to think that there was a chance in hell of Andy the Dandy getting him into the teal hat, but alas, there is a star on his helmet now. sux for u.

How 'bout them Cowboys!?

Beestie 07-23-2004 03:10 PM

The Cowboys suck decomposing mule wangers.

The Redskins are gonna put a stop to their BS very quickly.

Griff 07-23-2004 03:30 PM

Eddie is completely played out. It is a shame. He was a great back and the Cowboys suck. :biggrin:

lumberjim 07-23-2004 04:27 PM

http://www.dallascowboys.com/images/..._standings.gif <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="152" height="100%"> <tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#8d8c90" width="1" height="100%"><spacer type="BLOCK" width="1" height="100%"></td> <td bgcolor="WHITE" width="150"> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="150" height="100%"> <tbody><tr> <td class="contentSmallNavy" bgcolor="white" width="110">Philadelphia Eagles</td> <td class="contentSmallNavy" bgcolor="white" width="40">12-4</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="contentSmallNavy" width="110">Dallas Cowboys</td> <td class="contentSmallNavy" bgcolor="white" width="40">10-6</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="contentSmallNavy" bgcolor="white" width="110">Washington Redskins</td> <td class="contentSmallNavy" bgcolor="white" width="40">5-11</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="contentSmallNavy" bgcolor="white" width="110">New York Giants</td> <td class="contentSmallNavy" bgcolor="white" width="40">4-12</td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody> </table>
Yeah, sure, beestie.

elSicomoro 07-23-2004 08:56 PM

The Washington NFL team and the Dallas Cowboys lick the sweat off dead men's balls.

That is all.

LSMFT 07-24-2004 02:31 PM

Eddie George is a bum. Always was, but now the guy has no soul. Just how did the Cowboys get to be "America's Team"? Who did they ask? I don't remember any poll or vote. Did they come up with that based on sales of the cheerleader posters? How come everybody I know who likes the Cowboys wears L.L. Bean and brings weird cheeses to football parties?

lookout123 07-24-2004 02:36 PM

ah, the dallas cowboys... "sure we are hoodlums and addicts, we unceremoniously fired our legendary coach without telling him first, we wanted to get rid of smith a long time ago, but wanted another record on the walls... but we have a cool star and we are America's Team. Just ask us."

lookout123 07-24-2004 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LSMFT
Did they come up with that based on sales of the cheerleader posters?

their cheerleaders spent an evening at the bar i worked at... they are the dumbest souls breathing. i am not shitting you that the same 2 girls asked where the bathroom was on 3 separate occasions. they sat there drinking their foofoo drinks and giggling with the most vacuous stares i have ever seen.

lumberjim 07-24-2004 02:43 PM

year in, year out, the cowboys merch represents 25% or more of all NFL apparrel sales.

america's team was a shrewd marketing ploy by Tex Schramm.

lumberjim 07-24-2004 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123
their cheerleaders spent an evening at the bar i worked at... they are the dumbest souls breathing. i am not shitting you that the same 2 girls asked where the bathroom was on 3 separate occasions. they sat there drinking their foofoo drinks and giggling with the most vacuous stares i have ever seen.

you say that like it's a bad thing.

lookout123 07-24-2004 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
year in, year out, the cowboys merch represents 25% or more of all NFL apparrel sales.

america's team was a shrewd marketing ploy by Tex Schramm.

big business bastards. :D


Quote:

you say that like it's a bad thing.
dumb beaaatches tipped for crap and ran out all of my regular crowd. and to top it off - none of them wanted to go home with me. stupid stuck up bleach blond no putting out texas bitches...

lumberjim 07-24-2004 03:44 PM

uh huh. i suspected as much

Undertoad 07-24-2004 05:06 PM

I heard Oakland was #1 in merchandising last year.

elSicomoro 07-24-2004 05:17 PM

Confirmed.

megatron 07-24-2004 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad
I heard Oakland was #1 in merchandising last year.


OAKLAND is #1 .

wolf 07-24-2004 10:07 PM

Is Eddie George the guy who's from Norristown?

lumberjim 07-24-2004 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad
I heard Oakland was #1 in merchandising last year.

~note to self:

don't be such a dumbass.

LSMFT 07-25-2004 12:02 AM

Look, I don't want to bust balls here, but pleeeaaaase-ah! Don't get the impression that I hate the Cowboys because I'm an Eagles fan. My Wife is NE Philly bred, and my father raised me to respect the game, so gimme the 9'ers (LSMFT, b. Oakland, Ca) or the Raiders. I'm a season ticket holder to the Eagles only because my Wife insists. I just hate the Cowboys and I hate their stupid cheerleaders too.

lumberjim 07-25-2004 11:55 AM

you hate them because you fear them

;)

lookout123 07-26-2004 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
you hate them because you fear them

;)

isn't a sign of wisdom to fear hardened criminals?

lumberjim 09-23-2007 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Madden and Al Michaels
The best team in the NFC is the Dallas Cowboys

34 points (and counting) against the best D in the league. Or are they? The Cowboys Offensive line did one hell of a job against the Bears. Romo is a total stud. TO, Witten, Barber.

It should be 41 to 10, but Crayton rubber bellied a touchdown and the field goal got blocked.

The dallas D comported themselves very well tonight, too.

bluecuracao 09-24-2007 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 388304)
TO

Oh yeah, he's the Cowboys' problem now. muahahahahaha

Griff 09-24-2007 07:40 AM

I don't know if he's really a problem, just get him the ball and ignore his mouth.

Spexxvet 09-24-2007 08:29 AM

The Dallas Cowboys and their fans are all assholes.

freshnesschronic 09-24-2007 09:16 AM

Like consensus, I loathe the cowboys.
I don't know how Romo got away from Tommy Harris, he is so freakin' agile.
But they raped my Bears.
Tears.

lumberjim 09-24-2007 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 388362)
The Dallas Cowboys and their fans are all assholes.

your mama

xoxoxoBruce 09-24-2007 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff (Post 388354)
I don't know if he's really a problem, just get him the ball and ignore his mouth.

But he failed to genuflect to the 2nd best Back in pro football.

lumberjim 09-30-2007 08:42 PM

The Cowboys are 4-0. You know what happened last time they wet 4-0?



They went to Disneyland!

DucksNuts 09-30-2007 08:55 PM

Fuckin' cowboys fan

lookout123 10-01-2007 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 390811)
The Cowboys are 4-0. You know what happened last time they wet 4-0?



They went to Disneyland!

Didn't the get in trouble cuz half the team was trying to snort up the matterhorn?

lumberjim 10-01-2007 11:47 AM

no.

Tony Romo Highlights:

clicky

W.HI.P 10-08-2007 09:49 PM

Latest update on the Cowboys=They suck.
Just wait until they play a real team like the Redskins.

TheMercenary 10-08-2007 10:09 PM

Any day the Cowboys lose is a good day.

lookout123 10-08-2007 10:19 PM

romo=lotto? pick 4.

4 picks in the first half. ouch.

lookout123 10-08-2007 10:27 PM

oh, nevermind, there's #5. i started to feel bad for Romo until i remembered he chose to be a cowboy.

lumberjim 10-08-2007 11:39 PM

and yet, they won.

God is a Cowboys fan.

lookout123 10-09-2007 04:46 AM

or enough cowboys fans sold their souls to satan last night. one or the other.

deadbeater 10-16-2007 09:30 PM

Nah, just set up to be Patriots' meat.

Magister Ludi 10-17-2007 12:17 AM

YEAH COLTS!

lumberjim 10-17-2007 12:23 AM

start your own threads.....

i like the colts. 2nd favorite team. would loooove to see a colts cowboys super bowl.

Griff 10-17-2007 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 396144)
start your own threads.....

If you start railing against the Baby Jesus, I'm calling shenanigans.

lumberjim 11-04-2007 10:06 PM

this just in:

the Cowboys are MUCH better than the Eagles.

MUCH better.

this reporter is not surprised.

lumberjim 11-04-2007 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnMadden
boy, there's not even enough people left in the stands for a good Boo


lumberjim 11-05-2007 03:41 AM

the highlight reel

lumberjim 11-12-2007 03:32 PM

cowboys vs giants highlights

deadbeater 11-12-2007 03:53 PM

All right, brag all you want about the Cowboys beating the Giants. But the Boys still have to play the NFC Championship in Green Bay, if they go that far.

Spexxvet 11-12-2007 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 403495)
this just in:

the Cowboys are MUCH better than the Eagles.

MUCH better.

this reporter is not surprised.

Have I mentioned that every stinkin' cowboy and every stinkin' cowboys fan is an asshole? No? Every stinkin' cowboy and every stinkin' cowboys fan is an asshole. And it has nothing to do with how well they play.

lumberjim 11-12-2007 06:09 PM

Have you met all of the cowboys fans, buttmunch?

you're just bitter (shocker there) because the Iggles missed their window and it will be another 30 years before they get that close again.

Suxx to be you in yet another way.

lumberjim 11-13-2007 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deadbeater (Post 406264)
All right, brag all you want about the Cowboys beating the Giants. But the Boys still have to play the NFC Championship in Green Bay, if they go that far.


well.....we play on the 29th of this month ya know...

Dallas has always owned Green Bay. It will be like a formal changing of the guard. Brett will see himself of 10 years ago scampering all over the field... and it will be a fitting end to his career. Not only do I guarantee a Cowboys win....I will go as far as saying that it will be the game that breaks the spirit of the Packers and that they will be eliminated in the first round of the playoffs by teh inferior Saints. word...to your mama.

Spexxvet 11-13-2007 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 406343)
Have you met all of the cowboys fans, buttmunch?

you're just bitter (shocker there) because the Iggles missed their window and it will be another 30 years before they get that close again.

Suxx to be you in yet another way.

Taking yourself a little too seriously?

lumberjim 11-14-2007 12:13 AM

yes, of course. as usual. buttsniffer.

LJ 11-18-2007 07:30 PM

scary win.....but a win nonetheless. half way to sweeping the skins and winning $25 of whip's money for the tip mug!

i know you'll all be pulling for the cowboys next time these teams meet.

W.HI.P 11-18-2007 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by lumberjim View Post
wanna bet?

Yus!

If the Redskins win them both, I win.
If the Cowboys win them both, you win.
If they split, we're even.


Now lets discuss what were putting on the table

$25 to the tip jar?

I'm not sure what the tip jar is, but if you mean to this site, I'm game.

Clodfobble 11-19-2007 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
i know you'll all be pulling for the cowboys next time these teams meet.

And when is that, for those of us too lazy to look it up?

LJ 11-19-2007 05:27 PM

december 29th or 30th.

LJ 11-22-2007 08:01 PM

jets @ cowboys.

Dallas is 10-1 for the first time since......evarrrrr!!!

LJ 11-29-2007 04:24 PM

BIG BIG BIG game tonight!


two 10 and 1 teams collide! Thursday! Thursday! Thursday!

on NFL network? like what....50% of the country actually gets it? I get it, thank FSM. Spencer has it set to record for me on the DVR.

here's a preview

fargon 11-29-2007 10:08 PM

I got NFL Network, Neener Neener Neener. The Dallas criminals are ahead by 3, poo doo.

jinx 11-29-2007 10:09 PM

10 actually...

LJ 11-29-2007 11:45 PM

It is more satisfying to lump up another good team than it is to trounce a pushover.

want some popcorn?


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