a bad idea gone awry
 

Likely this has been posted already, but had to share again. What a dumbshit.

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As opposed to, a bad idea with great results?? :cool:

Where are all the threads with pictures of drunk people with fireworks in the ass that went right??? You never hear of the people who had that kind of fun and everything went well.

Well when you're in college, apparently you're invincible, so bad ideas often end with one person being slightly embarassed while everyone else is piss drunk and laughing their asses off. Like a video of my friend getting sprayed with mace for $20 - a bad idea, but one that ended up being one of the best clips (later incorporated into a movie for his film production major) circulated around campus.

Who's up for getting wasted and shooting bottle rockets out of your ears?

THE HELL?????? :eek: :eek:

I wasn't particularly stupid in college, but I probably did do a stupid thing or two. As I look at things like this my thoughts are usually along the lines of "there, but for the Grace of God, go I."


I imagine that he watched a few people before him do it unscathed, and so he agreed to do it. Then his "friend" wedges it in too close to his skin. The guy could't see behind him to see how close the bottle rocket was being placed next to his butt. If it was placed a little higher, he probably would have been OK, just like the 5 or 6 guys who went before him. He follows everyone's advice to clamp his cheeks together to hold the rocket in place, and then he can't understand why there is an intense searing pain coming from down there. He doesn't relax when he feels the pain, allowing the rocket to fly, instead, he involuntarily tightens up even more, clamping the rocket firmly in place until it burns out.

Poor stupid bastard. Alcohol has made me stupid in the past. It could have been me, 15-20 years ago, if I just let myself go a little bit further than I ever did.

That's no bottle rocket, that's the real deal and hopefully not "with report". :crazy:

Now that you mention it, it IS pretty large.

far more embarrasing than the burns he suffered is the fact that this guy has a hairless girl butt.

Kinda scrawny, at that. But, uh, yeah, not that it makes a difference to me. Right. Um ...

I was just thinking about this verry subject today .
Once when i was stationed in Iceland we went on this field trip ( Thanks LT Gellett!!!!!) to a glacher that ran down and into the artic ocean . Some body had smuggled a bottle of vodka on the bus , so some of us were WELL lubricated by the time we got there . We sat thru the presentation and slide show , then they let us stomp around on said glacher . Ye Haaaw , a big ass chunk of ice !!!! We drove 3 hours just to see ice ?!?!?!
Well there was this Killer slope with this cool little ramp that looked just perfect for slideing , and well 2-3 of us just HAD to give it a try .
BIG fun slideing and flying thru the air , the landing sucked however , did i mention that you landed in this pool of glacher runoff water , about the consistancy of a slurpy .
So there i was slideing down the ice , Flying thru the air , then SMACK into the glacher runoff slurry .
I climbed out and relized that I had no dry clothes to put on or any way to dry off !!!!!
That was the COLDEST I have EVER been in my life !!!!!

LMAO! you dumbass! although i'd of probably done it too!

It looks like it was all going well until picture 3. Standing up made his butt clamp the rocket.

Even if he hadn't clamped it, those sticks will give you slivers galore, sliding through. :thepain2:

Does getting elected president of the US count? :p

Darn, now I'll have to cross-post to the George Bush lockbox. :(

BTW, if you fire off a rocket in your ass and fart at the same time, do you explode? :eek:

The female version .

Now that's just dangerous as hell, these people are flirting with disaster here.


You should always close the matchbook cover before striking. :angry:

And for God' sake MOVE THE BEER. ;)

Now that's what I call a pair of knickers! :p

You see what you get when you give the healthy outlet of conquest?

'tards like these.

Maybe I should open a chain of dueling facilities where you can have anything you want to use against someone else just as stupid as you are.

Intriguing idea... would you have any qualifying standards to make sure you're dealing with the proper level of stupidity??

I want some more pictures of the girl ;)

Once again class, what are the six most common words spoken before a trip to the E.R.? all together:

"Hold my beer and watch this!"

Wouldn't willingness to walk into a secure facility to trap yourself in an arena where only the survivor gets to walk out be enough proof?

I'm willing to bet that if she's willing to stick that in there then too many other travellers have been down that road.

Yeah, well... you can't catch anything from pictures.

I don't think they are knickers, it looks like she has turned up pre-bandaged.

The guy holding the match....I see a thumb...I see 1..2..3 fingers. Where's his pinky? :eek:

well Bruce , why do you think she is going :eek:

the best of a bad situatuation
 

The guy above (in pic #2) is clearly doing the right thing in response to the hellfire and damnation that is attacking from the rear by trying to get his balls as far away as possible. :lol2: