Erect nipples
 

This poll is only for those men and women who are attracted to women.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, then this poll is not for you.

You see a woman you find attractive. As you get closer to her you notice she has obviously erect nipples. Stiff nipplage. Headlights on. Tweeters.

How does this impact your impression of her?

:love:

SUHWHEEEET!

mmmm... pokies!


schwingggg X 2

I know that this poll is only for those who prefer chicks, but I like it when I guy has hard nips...

I second that melidasaur! But for some reason it looks gross if they are pointy through his shirt - I only like it when the shirt is off!

how could you NOT like NHO's? really.

:eyebrow:
tweeters?

niplets? pencil erasers? smuggling peanuts?

smugglin peanuts........... :lol: if a chick has headlights then that just way ups her sex appeal
:joint: :rasta:

OK, confession time because I don't think anybody here knows anybody who know ME so the secret is reasonably safe (you don't talk about stuff like this in Fresno, y'see, well OK except maybe at the University, but only if you check the crowd for Evangelicals first), weellll anyway...

This is a problem I have always had, super large erect nipples :mg: It's even more bizarre because I have no boobs to speak of, just the leading edges. It must be genetic, has nothing to do with whether I am aroused or not. Only a heavily padded bra could cover the fact, otherwise people could see it plainly across the room. I spent a lot of my life holding whatever was practical in front of my chest with crossed arms :( Guys used to say "What in the world is that in your pocket?!" and I would say "Nickles."

That trumps double d's with no points. ;)

You do realize that this requires us to demand proof right?

Now here's the question for ya! Aren't the nips about the same as the camel toe? They're both possibly-accidental revealing of womanhood/adult sexuality via tight-ish clothing. So why does one get so much more love? It has to be a learned social thing.

Yep, exactly the same. You said what I've been thinking since the posting of the first poll. Both can contribute to the sex appeal of a woman, but by themselves they're not enough to move the decision one way or another by their presence or absence.

I have a feeling that UT just posted these two topics to improve rankings in Google.:)

Sorry, dear guests, if you were looking for a giant collection of Tara Reid nude pictures, showing her erect nipples.

Tara Reid looks better clothed.

As seen on rec.humor.funny:

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

After a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

I would gladly have traded for the double-D's instead, that would have been less awkward and would have attracted less morbid fascination. The one photo that my ex-husband took has been confiscated. Now that I think about, it probably should be destroyed because I do not want somebody coming across it one day when I am 80 years old and have comfortably forgotten all about this.

I think it is incredibly rude and crass to demand proof from Tonchi of her affliction. I mean, what...did you expect her to go get a camera or something and snap a pic of her own busom?

Tonchi...go to Wal Mart, get one of those baby footprint impression kits, and use that instead. *Then* take a picture of the result and post it here.

Your arbitor of good taste,
Patrick

You are entirely correct. My request was unsophisticated and uncultured. I certainly agree that your more nuanced approach is superior. I heartily endorse it.

I like me some hard nipples. As long as the little bumpity thingies all around the outer part arent huge.

Patrick, you are all class but I think I'll pass on that suggestion. Instead, you guys can go buy a bag of sugared gumdrops for comparison while I run away and hide somewhere :mecry:

At least nobody is so twisted as to suggest I lie down on the copier at Kinko's. We definitely do not want to start a thread on copier portraits here :headshake But that reminds me, has anybody seen the page of "catscans" that some guy had going a few years ago? It was a link on nomoreaolcds.com.

Because nipples can show even in a reasonably loose shirt. On my extra-pokey-nipple days, there's not a shirt in my closet that I don't contour in that fashion. To get camel toe, on the other hand, you have to have extremely tight pants made of very thin fabric, and you have to make an active choice not to pull them out of your crack. It's about as sexy as a wedgie as far as I'm concerned.

Hey, Tonchi....maybe you could run down to Kinko's and lie.......
Oh, never mind..............

Nipples have been poking out forever whereas the camel toe has only been publicly (public not pubic) revealed in the last century. Give it time. :yum:

Hey Tonchi - I have the opposite problem of yours. Huge tits, and little nipples. WTF? Somebody up there must hate me. I'm actually happy if you can see a visible "erection" through my shirt!! lol

I'll go along with the school of thought that the cameltoe almost has to be displayed with malice aforethought, while the erect nipples can be spontaneous, involuntary, and maybe even innocent.

It appears that the two of us together are serious proof that the concept of "Intelligent Design" is garbage ;)

...making a sighting all the more erotic for the innocence therein.

I'm on the fence here about the innocence factor. Most women know that a thin bra under a single layer shirt (tight or not) will allow hard nipples to be seen. End of story. Now, I also know that padded bras really aren't needed by anyone with at least a B cup. I am an A cup, and all of my "work" bras are of the padded cup variety because :
A) I work with 90% men
B) The lab is usually freezing

I have other thin/see thru bras that I wear when I am either
A) going out with my husband --yes in public, I know it turns him on if he can see how happy I am to be with him
B) wearing sufficent layers as to cover any oopsies.

Actually, my husband prefers no bra, I assume because this increases the amount of hard nipplage viewing potential. I am little enough that this isn't uncomfortable, so I usually oblige.

Frankly I dress for comfort and there is no way I am going to strap myself in to something that looks and feels like it was designed by engieers just to hide the ol' nips

A little camisole top is all I need.....mind you I am not blessed(or cursed depending on viewpoint)with biguns and what little I have is thankfully pretty pert :P

This by the way is the first time I have ever heard the term "Camel toe" I must have led a very sheltered life.......

Excellent proof of the Humorous Design theory, though.

(I refuse to believe that Spike Jones, George Carlin, Lenny Bruce before he started reading the court decision from his obscenity trial, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, and the Original Cast of Saturday Night Live represent natural, random mutations. Surely the hand of God was responsible ...)

Women always think they are sub-par in some physical area or the other. One with little boobies and big nipples wants big boobies and little nipples. One with big boobies and little nipples wants little boobies and big nipples. One is vaguely satisfied, but feels like even admitting so is " :P "

The men's take on all three types is "mmm. boobies." We like you how you are, ladies. :love:

Not that men are any better. Otherwise, that guy from the Enzyte commercial would have been drawn and quartered long ago. I'm still hoping he will be.

[/secretly wants to score some Enzyte samples to see what happens]

mrmanicotti

Huzzah!

mrnoodle, you often say stuff that I disagree with. This clear, articulate insight is NOT one of them. Well put, and completely true.

:applause:

You owe me a clean monitor... :)

since you mentioned it :p

Bless them all
Bless them all
The big and the pert and the small
Although it may psych them
The guys will still like them
So here's to the tits, bless them all :love:

:beer:

The above poim from bruce should demonstrate to you less worthy but-oh-so-wanting-to-be-like bruce why he is, indeed, Da Man.

And I will never tell my cup size. I prefer tactile guesses to internet ones.

Absolutely true. This reminds me of a study years I read about years ago that concluded:

A) Women think they're fatter than they actually are.
B) Women believe that men like their women thinner than men actually like them.

I like you guys.

Case, you're back.

How are you doin'?

I am doing well! Thank you.

8 months later... now that we are, to my surprise, #4 in Google for the phrase "erect nipples"... glatt, your comment has become all too wise. I wish I was that smart.

This thread is the most looked-at thread on the Cellar, because its archive page gets 2500 hits per day.

I'm not sure how I feel about that.

In John Brunner's "Stand on Zanzibar", one of the characters sells an invention called "Nipicaps", which are prosthetic nipple covers that can be erected on command by the wearer.

Sweedak!

They may be coming here for all the wrong reasons, but I think it's actually a pretty good thread. We had some good discussion on this topic.

And I have to admit, my heart did a little flutter and I thought "Oh, what's this?" when I saw the title of this thread just now. I didn't remember it at first. It's a good lure.

Maybe it's time for a new tag line.

"Come for the erect nipples.... stay for the whale penis."

That is some funny shit

Darn, this has to be one of the few threads without pictures.:D

SFW? Beats me. But she's fully clothed. Found on Flickr in ten seconds.

http://static.flickr.com/52/145161133_f4fd26928c.jpg

And yet she looks pissed. Must be a lust-hate relationship.

She does? Oh yeah, she's got a face too. :blush:

What was your original query?
+"peanut smuggler" +sfw +"not amused"

Key ring holder!!!
or " careful with those , you could poke some one's eye out !!!"

Once more for those who may have missed it:

Why do men have trouble making eye contact?

Because breasts don't have eyes.

Maybe she just didn't appreciate having her picture taken at that particular moment.