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Elspode 10-05-2005 05:33 PM

Oh, Please...
 
Some people will do anything to make a name for themselves.

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Miami attorney Jack Thompson claims cheat codes make EA's life sim a pedophile's paradise by showing genitalia; calls for ban on T-rated game.

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Screenshot Index » How do you like your hot coffee? If you're Jack Thompson, you like it scalding game publisher's laps. The Miami attorney and antigaming activist has done his share to see that games don't fall into the wrong hands. And lately, those hands have belonged to almost everyone.

Thompson was among those who spearheaded the recent effort to slap an "Adults Only" rating on Rockstar Games' Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, and he's often been on the forefront of many other gaming issues, several of which have targeted the crime-spree-based GTA franchise. In the past, he's represented defendants who have been the victims of GTA-inspired crimes, including the triple homicide of three police officers by an 18-year-old boy in Alabama.

His beef with San Andreas? Unused code in the game that depicts sexual acts. These minigames can be unlocked by using game-cheat devices or patches available on the Internet.

Thompson is on a roll...and he's not done yet. His latest goat is a game that doesn't involve guns, carjacking, or prostitutes: He's going after Electronic Arts' The Sims 2.

In a manifesto sent today to press outlets, Thompson focuses on dismantling the Entertainment Software Ratings Board and exposing what he calls the industry's "latest dirty little secret." The secret's out now, and it involves nude sims.

In the statement, Thompson says, "Sims 2, the latest version of the Sims video game franchise ... contains, according to video game news sites, full frontal nudity, including nipples, penises, labia, and pubic hair."

The Sims 2 is a "life simulator." In the game, players steer their digital beings around their cyberlives. Actions include everything from the spectacular (getting married, having children, receiving promotions at work) to the mundane (cooking microwaved meals, going to the bathroom, mopping the floor). Such activities, as in real life, sometimes require nudity. EA circumvents inappropriateness by "blurring" out the nether regions, almost to a comical sense.

Knowing that the game is popular among all ages, EA has even taken steps to ensure that Sims fans aren't exposed to indecent depictions. In the recent expansion pack, The Sims 2 University, gamers can send their teenage sims off to college. However, instead of packing the expansion with "keggers" and "reefer," EA chose to use juice and bubble blowers.

Thompson doesn't seem to care. He cites a cheat code that can remove the blur that covers the nether regions. "The nudity placed there by the publisher/maker, Electronic Arts, is accessed by the use of a simple code that removes what is called 'the blur' which obscures the genital areas. In other words, the game was released to the public by the manufacturer knowing that the full frontal nudity was resident on the game and would be accessed by use of a simple code widely provided on the Internet."

It's not just the adults that are liberated from their wardrobes. Sims kids can also be nudified, "much to the delight, one can be sure, of pedophiles around the globe who can rehearse, in virtual reality, for their abuse."

Were this to be true, Thompson would have his smoking gun, and EA would be forced to recall all copies of The Sims 2. However, it's what's under the blur that Thompson's after. And what happens when the blur is lifted? A simple mannequin-esque smooth body, according to EA.

Jeff Brown, vice president of corporate communications at EA, in response to the accusations, told GameSpot, "This is nonsense. We've reviewed 100 percent of the content. There is no content inappropriate for a teen audience. Players never see a nude sim. If someone with an extreme amount of expertise and time were to remove the pixels, they would see that the sims have no genitals. They appear like Ken and Barbie."

Thompson doesn't buy it. "The sex and the nudity are in the game. That's the point. The blur is an admission that even the 'Ken and Barbie' features should not be displayed. The blur can be disarmed. This is no different than what is in San Andreas, although worse."

[UPDATE] Thompson this afternoon updated his earlier statement, saying he is aware certain mods only remove "the blur," but adds that "Electronic Arts has done nothing about this." Thompson's new conclusion: EA is "cooperating, gleefully, with the mod community to turn Sims 2 into a porn offering."

The last time we checked, The Sims 2 was rated T for Teen by the ESRB, which means that anyone 13 years of age, with $50 to spend, can purchase the game.
A realistic view of the matter can be found
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marichiko 10-05-2005 08:38 PM

Scrabble, anyone? :eyebrow:


Psssssst! Patrick! What's the code?

Elspode 10-06-2005 12:12 PM

Its a patch, not a code. I'll have to ask the wife. She's the Sims player around here.

Mage 10-06-2005 08:39 PM

sad.... :headshake
Scrabble is way to hard....lets play some checkers....

dar512 10-07-2005 08:31 AM

If it's a patch, then he doesn't have a leg to stand on. Patches actually alter the original code. In this case, I suspect it sticks in a jump over the blurring code.

Shoot, you could write a patch to show nipples in Excel. Is he going to go after Microsoft?

Clodfobble 10-07-2005 10:09 AM

I hear that if you give a kid a pen and paper, he can draw nipples right there on the page! The pen has the functionality built in! Bic knew that when they sold them to minors, and furthermore they are gleefully cooperating with the pedophiles who want to draw obscene things with their pens.

SteveDallas 10-07-2005 10:40 AM

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I hear that if you give a kid a pen and paper, he can draw nipples right there on the page!

But I can't. I have no drawing ability whatsoever. How can I learn to draw things like that???
:worried:

Clodfobble 10-07-2005 11:22 AM

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How can I learn to draw things like that???

Lots of visual study? :)

SteveDallas 10-07-2005 12:04 PM

What do you think I've been doing all these years?

Happy Monkey 10-07-2005 12:15 PM

Wait for third party nipple stickers to become available.

Heh, by Jack Thompson's reasoning, I could get a book banned by writing an extra X-rated chapter for it and putting it on the web. Or, more accurately, by providing a page with holes cut out of it such that, when laid over a certain page, it says something sorta dirty.

SteveDallas 10-07-2005 12:41 PM

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I don't know what you're talking about.

marichiko 10-07-2005 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble
I hear that if you give a kid a pen and paper, he can draw nipples right there on the page! The pen has the functionality built in! Bic knew that when they sold them to minors, and furthermore they are gleefully cooperating with the pedophiles who want to draw obscene things with their pens.

That's nothing! Do you know what a kid can do with a box of strawberry jello pudding and a couple of corningware bowls? The makers of corningware keep right on producing these so-called serving dishes, too! And then there's the manufacturers of canned whipped cream! Its a conspiracy to corrupt our young, I'm telling ya!

PS I was just joking about Scrabble. Did you know that it contains every letter of the alphabet so little kids can put together words like - well, I won't say 'em! :eek:

LabRat 10-07-2005 05:09 PM

This is why I keep coming back to the cellar---to remind myself there are still a few sane people out there. That and the great sarcasm (#6), you guys slay me!

Happy Monkey 10-07-2005 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas
I don't know what you're talking about.

I hope UT doesn't ban me! :worried:

Fleur 10-07-2005 07:14 PM

Other than not reading the paper, using the computer, nor watching T.V, is there ANYway that I keep from hearing about TomKat and the pregnancy for 9 months?

I just got over the pop tart popping her boy!!!!

xoxoxoBruce 10-07-2005 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas
But I can't. I have no drawing ability whatsoever. How can I learn to draw things like that???
:worried:

Get a rubber stamp. :lol:

SteveDallas 10-07-2005 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Fleur
TomKat

Thanks a lot!! Till now I had been spared learning that particular phrase.

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Originally Posted by Fleur
the pop tart popping her boy!!!!

How can you say "the"? Surely there are more than one who deserve that title.

Clodfobble 10-07-2005 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Fleur
Other than not reading the paper, using the computer, nor watching T.V, is there ANYway that I keep from hearing about TomKat and the pregnancy for 9 months?

Ha! Come on now, seriously, that baby's not brand-new. They get engaged out of nowhere, and four months later--right as she would start to be unable to hide a growing belly--they announce she's pregnant? She'll only be pregnant for another five months, I assure you. :rolleyes:

wolf 10-08-2005 12:25 AM

The cult's really working overtime on trying to prove he's straight, aren't they ...

Elspode 10-08-2005 07:00 PM

Rock Hudson would be proud.

Griff 10-08-2005 08:16 PM

Imus read a statement asserting the real manhood of his roasted nuttyness from Tom's lawyer a while back under threat of lawsuit. That was funny radio.

OnyxCougar 10-13-2005 10:53 AM

What the hell is a TomKat?

dar512 10-13-2005 11:22 AM

You remember when J. Lo and Ben Afleck were engaged? The rags called the pair Bennifer. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes becomes TomKat.

OnyxCougar 10-13-2005 11:27 AM

ok, gonna hafta goole katie holmes now....

OnyxCougar 10-13-2005 11:37 AM

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7...at%20kaput.jpg ew! she isn't even pretty!

xoxoxoBruce 10-13-2005 11:49 AM

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Depends on the angle....the top of her head is beautiful. ;)

djacq75 02-09-2006 10:57 PM

Jack Thompson is possibly the biggest jackass ever to disgrace the state of Florida, and that is saying a lot in the land of Janet Reno and Anita Bryant.


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