Sometimes I pretend...
 

...sometimes, I pretend that I am way more important than i am. I think I am an artist. That always cracks me up, coz, honey, I am NO artist.

But, I wish I was. I also wish I was a JAP.

What do you wish?

I wish I could do more of the things I like, and like more of the things I do...

I wish I was studly, and good looking instead of smart and ugly.

Sometimes I wish that I had an eyeball on the end of my index finger. That's only sometimes though.

As in "AHA! I knew there was a nose goblin in there"?

For seeing "around corners" and within enclosed areas that are not my nose.

Or any other parts for that matter. :blush:

I wish I could slow down or speed up time. When I want it to go slow, it goes fast and you know the rest.

Slow down or speed up would be incredible. Just think what you could do if you had the ability to **STOP** time on demand though.

That's what I want, The Girl, the Gold Watch and Everything .

Thought so, but it's snot. :redface:

fantastic powers aside... just a life less frightening.

although... anything involving a secret lair would be a good start.

I have spy and mercenary fantasties on occasion ... not that that wasn't obvious.

I wish for decent sleep.

I wish for the ability to bring people back from the dead......

I believe Stephen King had a warning about that...Pet Semetery, anyone?

Hell with that...I use Jesus as my example. Sheesh, bring one damn dead guy back from the dead, and look what a frigging fuss people have made over him.