Interesting Thought of the Day
 

Sometimes, but not always, I have an interesting thought...at least one that I call interesting...

So for today...

As I was walking, and my pants were about to fall to my ankles...I remembered...I have major white girl booty. I need a butt. Now, I realize that God didn't grant me with that gift, but seriously, I can't even keep my pants in place...with or w/o a belt. Do they make a pump for that? Or a pill? Anything?

Here ya go!! http://www.bodyimplants.com/buttock_implants.html. I saw a Discovery Health Channel program on this once, it looked (and was described as) incredibly painful..ugh!

Stormie

I can sympathize. Also born with no butt. I can't put stuff in my pockets or there's a real danger of the pants heading south. I call it a bad case of noassatall. :lol:

I often ponder.....

If my hipsters keep falling down....does that mean my arse is too big or not big enough?

Buttcrackette is such a bogan look after all.

You actually want someone to feel empathy for "baby got NO back?":lol: :eyebrow: I think not. Go to Shoneys restaurant they will give you 2 balloons if you ask! ;)

Nah, the sympathy factor doesn't really interest me at all. I know that no amount of bitching I do will fix my butt-less problem...it was an interesting thought though, like the title says. And I seriously was wondering, if they make pills or something like that...it looks as though implants are my only option. That won't be happening so I guess I'll just deal with my problem.

New thought for this day...
 

....someone comes in...and the best of my observation tells me this dude is high as a kite. Not only are his eyes red, and half open, he wreeks of weed and cologne. Now, I was just wondering, is his over induldgence of cologne pure paranoia? or does he actually believe that his cologne actually diminishes the smell of him just having hot boxed it in his car on the way to bank?

In my experience I would say that he is trying to hide the fact that he's faded like no other, but to do this, he would also need a few drops of visine in his eyeballs. My experience also leads me to believe that he does in fact believe that his cologne hides the weed smell...but speaking from the experience that I do have, it only hightens my awareness and makes me over think the whole situation (if that's not already obvious).

nevermind...

Everyone that knows me well enough keeps asking me what's wrong. I don't even think it makes any sense and the only thing I keep thinking in the back of my mind as an explanation is...."it's just....my heart hurts" but how much sense can I expect others to make of that when it doesn't even make sense to me?

Is this a chronic poetic pain, or do you actually feel as though you are suffering from angina?

Chronic. Poetic. It stems from being the type of girl who can be hurt and still look at you and smile. The type of girl who is willing and able to brighten your day even when she can't brighten her own.

And that's the best kind of girl to be around, and when a man worthy of having a girl that great finds her, she will have a bright day.

And every now and then one chooses a man who isn't near good enough... sometimes it ends badly... and sometimes you end up like me, and stay together... 1 year and five months, as of today, thus far.

Maybe, like Dorothy, you have to leave Kansas for awhile to brighten your life. :eyebrow:

Ibram - I think my problem, at least at the moment, is that I'm the one that doesn't feel worthy - of having a guy that great. There is a guy who tells me I have a healing effect (when he has a rough day, or whatever), and that I make him happy.
But what about me? When do I heal and when do I get to be happy?

I realize that some people do get together (for the right reasons) and stay together (for the right reasons) but in this day and age and the experiences I have witnessed first hand those types of relationships seem few and far between. They get married put up with all the BS and then get divorced. Fun.

All that aside I am hopeful...and I know that one day I will heal. But at that point, will it be too late?

Congrats on your year! : )

:cool: XO, it's not Kansas that is the problem, even though it is pretty flat and boring. Thanks for the suggestion tho. I've been out of Kansas many times...and enjoy every second of it, but am always ready to come home. A vaction however, may just be what the doctor ordered.