2/28: Buck semen
 

http://cellar.org/2002/buck-semen.jpg

From http://www.scentshield.com/stillsteamin.html

Via Everlasting Blort, and the only thing I can say is... sometimes hunters are insane. I realize that stalking the wily prey answers instincts deep in the soul, but if you insist on spreading deer semen in order to do it, I think there must be other instincts going on.

Welcome to West Virginia, where the men are men and the deer are scared.

~mike

The site says the stuff is synthetic, but my disgust is genuine.

Its the floor polish that...

Note the instructions on the website.
 

This reminds me of the video clip, shown on America's Funniest Home Videos, where the dip wick hunter put the scent on himself as a lure. He must have used the rutting buck urine scent, because he attracted a buck which attacked him. I suppose it could have been worse ... if he had used the doe estrus urine scent, and the buck had attempted to give him some genuine buck semen.

Isn't that some kind of lower ranking member of the coast guard?

"Buck is a scary motherfucker. Buck...don't fuck with Buck 'cause Buck will fuck you up. Fuck Buck though."--RevCo

Sorry...when I first saw this, I thought it said "Buck Satan," and so my mind immediately went to Al Jourgensen and the Revolting Cocks. :)

Disgusting, but on topic: Although we know that it is synthetic (from the site), I would think that it would have to be even without them saying so. I would figure that if it were real semen, it would dry up at room temperature.

But it DOES come with a dip wick. *breaks into uncontrolable laughter*

"Why use 'old' dark, contaminated urine when you can use fresh, yellow, ‘like it was just sprayed’ urine?" Pffft...