Halloween decorations
 

Tired of the little urchins extorting your candy stash with impunity?
Think a little payback is in order?
Like to see the parents, that sic their spawn on you, have to clean the crap out of their little costumes?

One or more yeses above will qualify you as a potential customer of a company called The Scarefactory.
Pricey, but paybacks ain't cheap.:evil2: