Side-Show Bob Said...
 

that Kettle Chips was the perfect side-dish--for revenge!

I say le petite filet mignon is the perfect side-dish for revenge (so long as it's accompanied by a side of spagett and garlic toast, and tip included)

What do YOU say, you Tony Soprano wanna-be?

What dish is the perfect revenge for youse?

Fish fingers!

Garlic prawns

When my husband drinks any kind of dark beer (stout etc) his farts are off the scale stink wise, to the point of making me vomit. This of course means that I invariably wake in the early hours of the morning, retch reflex in action, eyes watering, and nose puckering; while I blindly try to open all the windows, turn the ceiling fans on and leave the room before I lose what's left of the previous night's dinner.

I would suggest that dark beer before spending a night locked in a room with my husband would be an excellent form of revenge.

Since revenge is a dish best served cold ... I'll have to go with an Italian Hoagie, Real Proscuitto, Genoa Salami, and the Sharp Provolone. With Oil.

Not really getting this thread.

But am going to say olives anyway. Working on Wolf's assumption that they should be served cold. And having had some on Saturday for the first time in months.

Sunshine Olives from Olives Et Al. And such olives. Oh. Mouthfuls of heaven.

So revenge or otherwise, I just want them on the menu.

Red jalapenos...

Scoff. Dave's "The Bomb" Sauce. That stuff could eat through three decks of an interstellar salvage cruiser. Seriously. Do not purchase it. Just don't.

Cruel, just cruel.

:lol:

A Long Island Iced Tea with ipicac(sp.?) added.

OMG...the last time I had a long island iced tea I was so pissed it was almost unbelievable. Those things are leathal.

An ipecac spiking is one thing, if the thing you want is immediate action.

But there's always the chocolate cake with Ex-Lax chocolate frosting.

Chocolate cake and Ex-Lax laced chocolate frosting with an Ambien (sleep aid). :D

the professor coming to dinner? i'd be more interested to know the nature of the type of revenge you're plotting.

No, the prof isn't coming to dinner. Though I still love him, the relationship has cooled. I like a different married prof now! (me? I'm hopeless)

The revenge I had in mind was...well, whatever kind of revenge you need. I just thought Side-Show Bob's saying Kettle Chips were the best side dish for revenge was pretty funny. He made Bart into a zombie and trained him to blow himself--and Krusty--up on stage during a Krusty fund-raiser.