What do you want for X-mas
 

It has to be stuff (no world peace or less violence) and it has to be for yourself (no, seeing your kids playing with it is not for you).

I want a Mark IV. I have dressed it differently many ways in my mind.
I know it is expensive, but you have to realize that this is something that I live with every waking hour of my life. How much do we spend on things that we use, and depend on, far less?

A Glock36 .45 and shoulder harness.

I want to trick-out my wheelchair, seat-cover etc.

Flash and lenses for my camera.

*backing away from the chair*

Why are women's breasts like electric trains?
They're supposed to be for the kids, but Dad always ends up playing with them.

If I were asking Santa Claus (as opposed to my family, all of whom are on tight budgets), I would ask for a high-def capable video projector, and an appropriate screen. (And the time to actually sit down & watch some DVDs, but that's another story.)

Wha'd I say? :(
Thought it would be a good thread.

Steve, I had several gifts that my Dad and uncles "showed me how to use" to death. Some that I never got to play with at all.

Nothing...nothing at all...I think it was just the gun and the sword cane that worried me a bit. ;) (being afraid of guns and all you know...)

Oh. I don't carry much any more. The sword cane is just beautiful IMO... I would not be able to use it effectively & may decide to get the dagger version.
I have a small collection of swords.
I also want a Dagesse sword (or longer one of that style), but I think I may get one of those for my birthday, so I did not list it.

I want new bedroom furniture, but I will be getting a new camera.
Nikon D-70s.

Very cool.

Actually, I do like the idea of a sword cane. Very James Bondish if you ask me. ;)

Secret agent rkz007?

The usual assortment of tech toys, please. Big flatpanel tv, ps3, one of those ipod thingies, coupla handguns, although gift cert to the gunstore would be better because I haven't made up my mind yet (Sig vs. H&K vs. another Glock), The new overdone Narnia DVD set with extra bonus features I'll never watch, a house, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Probably should hold off on those last ones, though, since I still have a no pets lease. I'll need the house first.

Here ya' go... a house.
http://www.roatanpropertymanagement....t_house/p7.jpg
http://www.roatanpropertymanagement....ouse/p3_sm.jpg
http://www.roatanpropertymanagement....house/main.jpg

Nice, but too much beach. I'm not a beachy person. Well, maybe a couple days out of the month, but if you just leave the chocolate near me and sneak away quietly, you'll be pretty much okay.

:eek: :yeldead:

I'll take one of those beachy houses. I love the beach.

I would like a housekeeper. So every night I'd come home to a clean flat, dinner in the oven and a funny little note telling me what the cats have been doing during the day.

In real terms (though about as unlikely) I'd like to be online at home.