The Meaningless Nonexistent TV Episode Thread
 

We had a creative post in the Andy Griffith thread, and somehow, I felt compelled to make up a Popeye episode in the LJ Goes Cockless thread.

So...bring it on. Using popular TV shows, characters and settings, outline the highlights of episodes that never were...but should have been.

Three's Company - Jack comes home and catches the girls playing spin the vibrator on the kitchen table. Just as he's about to join in, Mr. Roper enters, and shoves Jack aside from the action, saying, "Watch this, Nancy-boy. I'm gonna make you wish you weren't gay!"

Jack becomes enraged and stabs Mr Roper in the back with a steak knife. At the conclusion of the episode, we see Mrs Roper walk away from the graveside with one hand on Crissy's ass.

Remeber the bukake scene on Gilligan's Island? Gilligan, Professor, Skipper, and Mr. Howell took turns squirting on Mrs. Howell. Maryanne was the fluffer, they pounded Ginger for awhile, then squacked on Mrs. Howell's face. It was a riot how they were fighting to be first in line. Then a Pakistani aircraft carrier let a company of men onto the island for shore leave. That's when the fun really started!

I can't believe no one is taking advantage of this thread. What...you guys don't like your Classic TV icons reduced to pron characters? It doesn't *have* to be smut, you know.

um...I just got here. i need to think...

thinking...
 

I just can't come up with anything clever, the pron angle is all done up.

Yeah, but I like the bukkake angle--you can't go wrong with bukkake. It's a crowd pleaser.

how dis?
 

Remember the Leave it to Beaver episode where they discovered Beaver had ADD and they tried to medicate and he went a little off the deep end and took an AK-47 to school and threatened Miss Landers, calling her a namby pamby cunt bitch? His dad was SO mad he grounded him for a whole week...no TV or comic books. Mrs Cleaver thought Mr Cleaver was being awfully hard on the Beaver!

did anyone see that Seinfeld episode that Mel Gibson did a guest spot on?

:sniff:

Was that the one where Mel and Kramer joined the Klan and bombed a church in Harlem?

I really enjoyed the Sesame Street where Burning Spear, the musical guests, were angered at an apparent black face routine by Mr. Noodle and burned the block to the ground. The next week their publicist appeared and smoothed everything over.