Sharon vs. Arafat: The Final Battle
 

After toying with this idea all week, I will now get the ball rolling.

As I mentioned in a previous thread, I think Ariel Sharon and Yasser Arafat should battle in a pay-per-view match. I may not get that wish, but I can certainly attempt to simulate it.

Through the use of my PlayStation and HBO Championship Boxing game, I will create two boxers, equal in every manner, and let the computer do the fight. (Sorry HB, they can't create their own weapons.)

The fight will commence tomorrow morning or afternoon.

Lastly, I give my word that I will not attempt to rig this fight in any way. Lady Sycamore will oversee the fight and its result.

And in this corner, wearing the blue trunks...from Kfar Malal, Israel...The Jewish Jackal...ARIEL SHARON!!!

And in this corner, wearing the green trunks...from Jerusalem...The Palestinian Piranha...YASSER ARAFAT!!!

Place your votes now.

And away we go...
 

The boxers are ready to go. The match is a 12-rounder at Caesar's Palace Atlantic City, and will begin as soon as I post this. Fight results will be posted later.

The fans was robbed...
 

It lasted all of one round...

Sharon started quickly, with a vicious 3-punch combination, but Arafat held his own. Sharon went down first, at about 1:15 into the fight, but got back up after a count to 6. It was all Sharon from there, and Arafat was KO'd at 1:49 of round one.

Re: The fans was robbed...
 

ROTF. I'm a witness to this. I saw with my own eyes that Arafat went down...and went down hard. It was all over but the crying. I was like, "Damn, that's it??" :p

I was hoping Arafat would use some sort of MONSTER FROG FACE OF DEATH attack to win it. Oh well.

I picked Arafat to win myself. I was rather pissed. I figured by pairing the two equally, I'd see at least a good 4-5 rounder. Stupid computer game. :)