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A boy named Billy...

grabbed a gallon jug of Astroglide and headed over to the zoo; he wasn't going to let the dryness and chafing ruin it for him this time.

Using his microsoft(tm) Passport(tm) he paid at the gate and continued though the zoo to..

...the monorail. A monorail ride to Billy was like the most incredible sex one could have.

If only he hadn't spilled the Astroglide on the seat.

Billy cried and went...

to Congressman Condits office for relief.

He wanted "Billy's Law": a federal mandate requiring spill-proof caps on all water-based, non-toxic, unscented, unflavored, non-staining personal lubricants.

Mr. Condit gave careful consideration to his case but, in the end, decided not to introduce legislation - a spill proof lid may complicate any effort to obtain lubrication when it's needed most, and he didn't want to have to deal with another "I chafed her to death and now I'll have to get rid of the body" fiasco.

Billy got angry and took a small...

swallow, as the polyp in his stomach ruptured; though he wasn't immediately aware of it, Billy's body had just crossed a line; the events in his gut would kill him within the next 30 minutes.

Billy decided to take a short nap while,

the hellish concoction in his gut bubbled merrily away. At the same time, in a secret bunker deep beneath the streets of Moscow,

...Jimmy Hoffa was playing cards with Nikita Khruschev.

"Go Fish!" exclaimed the former Teamsters' head.