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suncrafter 01-19-2007 10:25 AM

"Orc Chicken"
 
"Orc Chicken"
Recipe for cooking chicken the Orc way. Yum!
http://www.orcmagazine.com/ORC_MAGAZ...cken_Beer.html

Anyone have any Orc or LOTR recipes they would like to share? If so - please post them below.

http://www.orcmagazine.com/ORC_MAGAZ...er/IMAG000.JPG

cowhead 01-19-2007 10:27 AM

orcs? cook? seems they'd be more the steak tar-tar/carpacio types.

rkzenrage 01-20-2007 07:27 PM

Don't buy it...
"Place sharpened stick through live chicken, heat in fire until dead, or until you cannot wait any longer, eat cool guts first or get your ass-kicked or killed for it first."
That is an Orc recipe.
If they were in a hurry, they would just eat it alive.

Urbane Guerrilla 01-29-2007 01:00 AM

Also try searches on beer can chicken if you prefer your chicken cooked instead of Moria-style -- this is BCC with a basting.

suncrafter 05-09-2007 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkzenrage (Post 309042)
Don't buy it...
"Place sharpened stick through live chicken, heat in fire until dead, or until you cannot wait any longer, eat cool guts first or get your ass-kicked or killed for it first."
That is an Orc recipe.
If they were in a hurry, they would just eat it alive.

That's just the type of racial profiling that generates stereotypes like these:
http://www.orcmagazine.com/Google_Your_Race/Orcs.html


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