The "Respond to the Cellar Tagline" Thread
 

Quote the current tagline. Then respond to it. The tagline shouldn't get to have all the fun.

Example:

The Cellar: You hear that? That's the sound of thinking - Yeah, but where's it coming from?

"The Cellar: You hear that? That's the sound of thinking"

And now you know what it sounds like when thought dies.

"The Cellar: You hear that? That's the sound of thinking"

Okay, but what's that smell?

"The Cellar: You hear that? That's the sound of thinking"

And damn, there's quite an echo, too.

"The Cellar: You hear that? That's the sound of thinking"

What? Drinking? Sure, I'll have a Jack Daniel's and Coke.

No, I think that's the sound of the other hand clapping.

The Cellar: You hear that? That's the sound of thinking

No, I don't hear that. I have a hearing disorder. Thanks for bringing it up. Cunt.

The Cellar: You hear that? That's the sound of thinking

What do you mean you can't hear any thinking? Of course not, that's Fox News you dope.

The Cellar: You hear that? That's the sound of thinking

It sounded like you farted. Ew, I can smell it.

The Cellar: you hear that? That's the sound of thinking.
And this is the sound of drinking.

The Cellar: You hear that? That's the sound of thinking

... thought not, welcome to The Vacuum.

"The Cellar: You hear that? That's the sound of thinking"

amazing. it sounds exactly like someone wearing flip flops walking through three inches of butterscotch pudding

this will encourage more rapid turnover of the tagline, you know.

Not really, because changing it is a pain!

I tried to automate the task, but vBulletin has this interesting way of getting really, really complex very fast. (It's not enough to update the table that holds the value. You have to update the table and then go through some sort of publishing process.)

The thread will go idle for a day or three, then the tagline will change, and the thread will undergo a resurgence. Like middle aged men's dicks.