What rhymes with "Abortion"?
 

You can now send an e-card to a freind or loved one after they have had an abortion.


http://www.4exhale.org/support/cards/index.php


"Violets are blue. Roses are red.
You didn't use a condom so next time
give him head."

And it's Steak and a BJ day!

If it makes you feel better, we can use A-1 for lube.

You like sex in odd positions, maybe
To fuck you I must contort
Your womb is full of baby
I hope you will abort

:rotflol:
I've heard some pretty funny abortion jokes (but i don't think I'll discuss them) but this poem was reallllll funny to me.

"He said he would love me forever.
He said it was love at first sight.
But then when I told him "I'm pregnant"
it was so long, exit, stage right"

So, anyone heard from Mircea.Gabriel recently?

Oh my god, those things are GHASTLY. Just imagine if you sent the wrong one!! Chocolate would be better. Bourbon would be better!

The nut is still around.

I know, I was just expecting it to show up in this thread at some point. :)

Mircea.Gabriel? Wha'd I miss? Weirdness?

I don't get it.

You're now knocked up
But don't dismay
Coathangers are so passe'
Your kitchen scoops
To measure portions
Are really useful
For quick abortions

Best wishes from all of us at the office!

Ah. Yet another sign of the impending apocalypse.

i love you so much
each and every single day
i long for your touch
but theres something i need to say
for the love of crimany
dont make this a fight
but you know threes company
so abort that parasite!