A little dad in blow
 

My dad would have kicked my ass if I did that to him.

crazy fucker

Kind of what I was thinking. Not to mention nasty.

Horrible..

in the afterlife. This is one of those "jokes" where you tag on the end of the other person's statement, like "in bed" or "Not!", right?

My favorite part of the article:

Keith says "just kidding" this morning.

Good, I mean it's not like the guy couldn't afford a little mannitol.

To late, people will always wonder, just because he is one of the few people that probably do something like that.

My Dad would really laugh at the idea that I had told an outrageous lie which involved him and it had been taken seriously.

But then if I admitted snorting anything he'd come back and haunt me, so I'd probably best leave that one alone.

He once told a man he worked with that his middle names were Anything Except William because his father was drunk when he registered the birth and just thrust a piece of paper at the clerk. Because the man swallowed it without comment, Dads was too embarrassed to bring it up again. I often wonder if someone will relate it back to me one day as something that really happened.

So that's where you get it from! That's hilarious, SG.

I've a nephew named William but we tell him his FULL name is Trespassers Will. A little Pooh humor. :)