A laugh courtesy of Google
 

--Go to Google.com


--Click on Maps.


--Click on get Directions.


--From New York, New York


--To Paris, France.


--And read line # 23.

hahaha that would be a record breaker :p

Made me smile. It did the same thing from New York City to London, UK.
Those map programmers got some humor.

Haha. That's great.

Actually it does it for any European city from a US destination. Even Moscow!

I tried some other combinations, but apparently they will never recommend that you swim across the Pacific.

Too cold, I guess.

TOO MANY GREAT WHITE SHARKS!

cheaper than flight, i'm getting my water wings ready as i type

Don't forget the goosefat.

it would need to be a goose the size of a kentucky fried rex

Speaking of google, here is an irish version of google. :p
http://www.doogle.org/

feckin brilliant!

Hahaha

I typed in the search word "shite". Very funny stuff. :)

I find it interesting that they take you all the way up the coast before your waterborne portion of the journey (no matter where you define your point of origin). I could scoot over to AC on the AC Expressway and hit the drink much sooner.

I Doogled Father Ted, that was fun.