Damn Billy Gates.......forgive me Big Bopper
 

To be sung to the Big Bopper's Chantilly Lace.
Forgive me, Jiles Perry Richarson, Jr. Rest in peace, big man.

Damn Billy Gates
A boy I hates
Milkshake face, makes me frown
a-Meddle and a-Stalk
Programmers gotta balk

Makes the world slow down

Ain’t nothin’ causes stress like a bad OS
Make my screen look funny, make me waste my money
Make see no use but to cut the juice

Oh Billy, go take a hike