A phone call to a radio station
 

From "Sycamore: The College Years"

station: *insert station name here*

caller: Yeah, I'd like to request that you NOT play a song please...

s: What?

c: I'd like you to NOT play matchbox 20 for the rest of the day
please...

s: But why?

c: Because you overplay the shit out of them! They're not even talented! Bunch of damned ripoffs!!!

s: But a lot of listeners like them...that Rob the lead singer is a sexy kinda guy.

c: That guy is becoming a fat ass! He's all pudgy from eating too much on the road! Have you seen pics of him lately?!

s: Well, I gotta play the play list...

c: *interrupts* Well, while you're at it, quit playing Natalie
Imbruglia too! She is fucking irritating as all hell! And play more Depeche Mode songs other than "Personal Jesus"! For crying out loud! They've had several popular songs here in the states, goddamnit!

s: Umm sure, thanks for your call.

c: And one last thing, quit fucking acting like you're cool on the radio...I've seen you in person...you look like a fucking geek.

*click*

thats funny...was that actually put out on air...


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The call was real, but not put on the air...I could only wish. :)

I have 2 more I did that I'll post down the line.