Oh SO Busted !!
 

We own some land on the Spring river here in Arkansas ( above Hardy ), Every 3 months I have to drive close by ( to Mountin Home ) to check a customers scales ( its a rubber plant , NASTY PLACE ) ,
today every thing went SMOOTH so I was out of there by 1pm , well since I skipped lunch and it IS Friday and there was nothing else for me to do work wise I desided to run on down to the river and eat lunch on this island that we hang out on , I was sitting there enjoying the view eating my lunch , wishing that I had brought a swim suit because it was a hot day ( 90+ ) and the river is spring feed and it is COOL ( some say COLD ) , and well I sat there for over an hour and saw only 1 canoe go by ( unuseual as this river is PACKED on the weekend ) , so I thought to my self " Self , if you go over to that side shute where there is a wide spot and tree cover you SHould be able to get in a quick UNDISTURBED dip " .
So I went to the side shute with the wide spot and the tree cover , took off my work clother , as I was standing there in my underware I desided " F This " and took them off as well ,
I stepped in to the water "AHH " :) ,
walked to where it was about mid thigh deep " AHHHHHH :) :) " ,
Layed back in the COOL water " AHHHHHHHHHH :) :) :) "
so there I was just floating on my back , eyes closed , birds chirping , water babbeling , letting the HOT just soak out of me , stupid grin on my face when all of the sudden I hear this female voice say
" OH MY GOD !!!":eek:
My eyes SNAP open , and what do I see but 2 Pretty collage age chicks in bikinis , beers in hand and SHOCKED expressions !!!
I smiled and waved ( what else could I do ??) :cool: :rolleyes:
they turned RED faced and BOLTED !!!
When I got dried off and back in my clothes they were still on the island , with their party , pointing and talking in hushed tones , all the dudes had grins on their faces , I just smiled and waved .
Intresting afternoon !!!!!!

Haha...that's a funny story. I needed a laugh today after the several too many drinks I had last night.

Didn't we have a skinny dipping thread around here somewhere?

and now you have the beginning of a scene that will replay in the shower every morning for you. just add a dash of nympho-ness to the college girls, and voila! you're off and running.

Great story! Those girls will be telling it for years to come :)

You should have stood up in all your naked glory and shouted, "GET ORFA MY LAAAAAAND!" and then did a little willy dance for good measure.

What, they've never seen one that big? :D

Dude that is some funny shit!

You should make some signs saying "Spring River Nudist Colony" and post them around the island. Maybe you can get some company.

Sounds like a perfect day to me.. minus the dudes. :D

The late Richard Jeni, one of my favorite comedians, once did a skit about the difference between what happens when a drunken woman accidentally walks into the men's room and a drunken man accidentally walks into the ladies room.

The point being, if it had been a naked woman floating on her back and two college guys on the bank, they probably wouldn't have run away, unless it was to bring back lawn chairs and beer.:beer:

AHHHHH !!!! Do you have ANY idea what burbin and coke feels like squirting thru your nose ???!?!?!?!??! ;)
As I was driveing home I thought that I should have just picked up my stuff and walked Bare assed to my truck !! ;)

I'll have to give THAT a try !!!!

If I saw a naked woman floating in the water, I'd assume she was drowning, and see what I could do to help.

"...though he let go the hat,
The hat did not fall.

Miracle."

Folksingers have set this hoary old poem to music, about twenty years ago now.