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Undertoad 08-07-2007 02:29 PM

August 7, 2007: China's hairiest man... balding
 
http://cellar.org/2007/hairiestman.jpg

The Chicago Tribune's official caption says China's hairiest man, Yu Zhenhuan, poses on a track in Beijing in his bid to run in next year's Olympic torch relay, state media said this week. But as axlrosen notices, the guy is losing it upstairs.

This is not an uncommon situation. In fact I've heard a rule of thumb that says something like -- the more hair on your chest at age 30, the less hair on your head at age 40. It's not universal, but if you have more testosterone to create chest hair, you'll also go bald faster, it's likely.

But IotD takes issue with this "hairiest man in China" nonsense. Two years ago IotD covered one hairier.

jester 08-07-2007 02:36 PM

Was he in "Hairy" and the Hendersons?:p

Uisge Beatha 08-07-2007 02:40 PM

Um, carry the torch? I'd advise against letting him do so. It's too likely he'd light himself up and then nobody could stand the smell long enough to get close and have the torch passed on. :whofart:

Uh, UT, I think this is the same guy as the one in the linked story from three years ago.

barefoot serpent 08-07-2007 02:56 PM

He's got a really bad drag coefficient...



...in more ways than one.

Uisge Beatha 08-07-2007 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jester
Was he in "Hairy" and the Hendersons?

Hey, I resemble that, or at least my back does. :D

Hold on, is this a hoax? I always thought yeti were supposed to have white fur.

xoxoxoBruce 08-07-2007 04:01 PM

Bah, he doesn't even have a unibrow. Just ate too many dogs, that's all.

Shawnee123 08-07-2007 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 372526)
Bah, he doesn't even have a unibrow. Just ate too many dogs, that's all.

He's really vain. He gets his brows waxed.

StereoMike 08-07-2007 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 372474)
But IotD takes issue with this "hairiest man in China" nonsense. Two years ago IotD covered one hairier.

It's the same guy.
Would be cooler if his name was Harry Breast.

Undertoad 08-07-2007 05:03 PM

It IS the same guy... sorry!

Cloud 08-07-2007 05:27 PM

that is one ugly fucker, hair or no, whew!

freshnesschronic 08-07-2007 06:00 PM

that's not 96% of his body covered in hair, no way I can see plenty of skin.

Sheldonrs 08-07-2007 08:38 PM

Is that the Statue of Liberty buried half-way in sand in the background?

spudcon 08-07-2007 08:53 PM

Am I the only one who thinks something about his legs or whatever skin colored things those are in the foreground, are faked? And is he wearing a diaper?

deadbeater 08-07-2007 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 372474)
http://cellar.org/2007/hairiestman.jpg


But IotD takes issue with this "hairiest man in China" nonsense. Two years ago IotD covered one hairier.

Toad, the two are one and the same.

RellikLaerec 08-08-2007 08:25 AM

Wonder if he likes to garden in his spare time. Then he could go by...... wait for it......

Hairy Potter! :lol:


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