Great Balls of Fire!
 

Well....more of a flaming cock really..

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/200708...b7e5c6f_1.html

I shouldn't laugh. It's not a funny story, it's barbaric and vile...but this line did raise a slight chuckle:

So did she use vodka as the accellerant?

ch'yeah riiiiight.

Why was he naked?

He was watching tv! Doesn't everyone watch tv naked???

Dude said "I don't know what I did to deserve this." Apparently he is unaware that merely having a penis is sufficient reason after living with someone for three years after you've been divorced.

balls+fire=bad

Gives a new meaning to "Hey, I have a burning sensation down there".

I do?

Balls of Fire!
 

Nuts! Hot Nuts!.....Get 'em from the Russian Man.......


"It was monstrously painful,"

Do we have to show you the hidden camera pictures?

I don't find this funny at all and don't think anyone would think so either if he had set her on fire.

Is that what you call "Cracklin Crotch"?

Maybe if there was a popular song "Great Tits of Fire"?

The fact that he admits that there is something he could possibly do to deserve that is the funny part.
He's still trying to figure it out....

Hmm...I can't imagine what I did.......

rk, you are right it isn't funny. Hence my caveat in the initial post. What I found amusing is that having been forced through lack of housing options to continue living together despite being divorced, he was sitting butt naked watching tv and drinking vodka. I just found that an amusing description of a russian man:P