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Undertoad

08-24-2007 07:41 AM

August 24, 2007: Two-faced cow

http://cellar.org/2007/twofacedcow.jpg

Meet Blinky. The Sun has the details on this beast, who is called Blinky because all four eyes blink at the same time. Both heads appear to be functional as she will drink from two bottles at the same time. What you have there is one neck two ears, as normal, but then two noses and mouths, and four eyes.

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Vet Dr Pete Kistler, who examined Blinky, said: "It's a rare, freaky thing."

He said he didn't know whether the deformity was genetic or developmental.

Dr Kistler added that he suspects Blinky also has a deformity in her brain because she can't stand up.

The calf will probably need to be put down because fluid and bacteria will invade her lungs, he said.

But Mr Hamstra said he will continue to care for Blinky for as long as he can.

"It would be nice to keep her alive," he said.

Emrikol

08-24-2007 09:21 AM

blah blah blah eat twice as much cow brain blah blah blah :D

Now, this is where the real fun is:
http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache...lnk&cd=1&gl=us

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Shawnee123

08-24-2007 09:22 AM

I used to hang out with that cow. Then one day, she told Shelly that Maria said that Tom went out with Gina, and Frank was pissed at ME. Can you believe it? Two faced bitch! :lol:

freshnesschronic

08-24-2007 09:31 AM

Blinky has one brain right? So it's technically one cow, not co-joined calves?

Deuce

08-24-2007 09:55 AM

Four-eyes... Bet she got teased a lot in the feed pens.

Deuce

08-24-2007 09:57 AM

Chu loooking a' me? Ahr JU lookin at **ME**?!!

fargon

08-24-2007 10:03 AM

I find this very frightening http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJBbtkBmm Cows with guns.

smurfalicious

08-24-2007 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by fargon (Post 377927)

I find this very frightening http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJBbtkBmm Cows with guns.

lol, The Man actually walks around the house singing that song, it drives me nuts.

"Chickens.... in choppers...."

Cyclefrance

08-24-2007 10:39 AM

That must be where double-cream comes from...

runswithknives

08-24-2007 10:54 AM

Double-mint has a new sponsor!

xoxoxoBruce

08-24-2007 01:49 PM

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But Mr Hamstra said he will continue to care for Blinky for as long as he can.
"It would be nice to keep her alive," he said.

Don't fret, Mr Hamstra, those double headers drag on forever.

hampor

08-24-2007 02:18 PM

I'm not sure how to break the news, but....

The cow died a couple days ago. It was suffering lung problems.

Shawnee123

08-24-2007 02:19 PM

Sheldonrs

08-24-2007 04:44 PM

Why is a two faced cow dying any more sad than all the one faced ones resting comfortably on the sesame seed bun?

Not that I mind a burger sometimes. :-)

Saphyre

08-24-2007 05:04 PM

Would I be flagging down the Hellbound bus if I asked whether the momma had fed on Chinese grain? :eek: :redface:

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