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Rexmons 08-29-2007 11:42 AM

Hira Ratan Manek
 
This person claims that he hasn't eaten anything in 11 years! He does whats known as "Sun Gazing" or "Sun Eating" where he stares directly into the sun during "safe times" which occur a half hour after sunrise and a half hour before sunset with his bare feet touching the ground (like a plant). Hira claims this method provides him with all the nourishment he needs. Supposedly, the practice has been around for centuries.

http://www.amazingabilities.com/hrmport.jpeg

glatt 08-29-2007 11:51 AM

See, if I tried that, I'd probably get hungry about lunchtime, stare at the noon sun, and then burn my retinas out.

DanaC 08-29-2007 11:55 AM

LoL glatt!

Rexmons 08-29-2007 12:01 PM

i think if it really did work all the weight-loss companies would band together and find a way to start charging everyone to do it.

Shawnee123 08-29-2007 12:10 PM

He's clearly lying:

Happy Monkey 08-29-2007 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rexmons (Post 379771)
This person claims that he hasn't eaten anything in 11 years!

I can make the same claim.

xoxoxoBruce 08-29-2007 06:50 PM

We are supposed to believe a guy with a mullet?

queequeger 08-29-2007 06:52 PM

That is no ordinary mullet, friend, that is a full blown skullet. Looks like the guy from Tales From the Crypt.

xoxoxoBruce 08-29-2007 06:57 PM

There is no such thing as an "ordinary mullet". Each is a work of art unto itself.

queequeger 08-29-2007 07:04 PM

Hahaha, good point. I can't believe I questioned their majesty, even for a moment.

Crimson Ghost 08-29-2007 08:44 PM

Hey, check it out!
Hulk Hogan without the bandanna!

Flint 08-29-2007 11:03 PM

The skullet is a distraction; his true power lies in the chops.

BTW, how about that as a definition for "Southern Rock" ... it is defined by having mighty chops. No, not musical chops, on your face!

yesman065 08-30-2007 01:27 PM

I think shawnee got it right - (psst look in the top left corner)

Shawnee123 08-30-2007 01:35 PM

It was a good concept, a bad implementation! ;)

minnmirman 08-30-2007 04:12 PM

But eating is so simultaneously gratifying and revolting! Who wants to eat what the sun puts out anyways? That's like eating sunburned skin flakes...er...sun chips?


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