I Need a Job.
 

I gotta get a job, one I can do from home.
I can't work in public 'cuz of my condition, I have to work far under the table, because I can not jeopardize my pension.
If any of you fine folks have any ideas let me know, Please.

Prostitution, you hunk o' man.

I have a quarter!

phone sex is a good gig.

Do you have a nice voice, fargon?

can you license some of your underwater photography?

I hear romance novelists make good money.

Well, at least if their books sell.

A blowjob is still a job right

jest got one.

A blowjob or a job, fargon? Enquiring minds want to know! ;)

Blow Job!!!

Well then, I hear orange juice gets the taste out of your mouth.

Fargon, I'd recommend putting a resume on Monster or Careerbuilder. Then you will start getting e-mails from people with foolproof plans for making money from your home. :)

Here's my advice. It's serious advice too.

Look for a micro business instead of a job.

What was your profession or job before, Fargon?

I hope you find something... I really do. Thinking of you.