What do these say to you?
 

...Sorry....but I need to know.

...Fuck me?

Thats fair I guess

straightjackets for insane feet

They're going to get very dirty very quickly if you wear them to the pub.

Is the little buckle tight or does it rattle when you walk? It would suck to sound like jingle bells all day.

I'd say those are definitely "Come fuck me" boots.

a) I'm ready for some action

b) My podiatrist is getting that beach house he's had his eye on

Why are you asking, Ducks? I think I speak for most of the readership when I say that, if you own a pair, we would need to see a photo of you wearing them in order to give the most accurate assessment.

"My owner spends far too much on shoes?"

;)

I've heard of "fuck me" boots. But every girl I talk to seems to be wearing "fuck you" boots.

o/^ these boots are made for walkin' ....and that's just what they'll do....o/`

They say "I am a professional, bitch. Step aside...wait, there's a hot man over there...move outta my way!"

I like them, though I have no outfits that would go with them in white.
What that message they send to the receiver depends on the owner. I know you are a shoe person, so they mean something different to me if you wore them, vs. my shyish Eddie Bauer type friend. Honestly, the rest of the outfit, and the body language of the wearer convey a message that the boots alone don't (to me, anyway).

GoGo wanna-be. Just get real gogo boots.

my real heels are round ;)