Confucius say....
 

Classics or create your own.

Confucius say..."Better to sleep with old hen than pullet."

man who pull out too quickly leave rubber


woman who fly upside down have crack up

woman who confuse defecation urge with contractions, have number-one son

wouldn't that be number two?

guh my fuggup

man who sleep with girl on hill, not on level

man with five penises wear pants that fit like glove

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woman who argue with Radar is on collision course.

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Confucius also say, spell my name right, d*mn it! ^^^^^^^^^

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The end of the day is near when small men make long shadows.

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Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

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He who stand on toilet high on pot.

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Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.

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Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.

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It not sanitary when woman cook carrots & peas [pees] in same pot.

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Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.

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Couple on 7 day honeymoon make whole week.

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Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.

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Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honourable discharge.

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Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

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He who live in Glass house, dress in basement!

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Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.

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Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.

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Man who snort coke get bubbles up nose. (*groan*)

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Man with big mouth beware of foot.

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Man who fart in church, sit in own pew.

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Man who fly upside down have crack up.

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Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

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Man who make love on side of hill not on level.

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Shallow woman like man with short temper.

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Man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

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House without bathroom is uncanny.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.

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He who eat many prunes sit on can for many moons.

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Man with bitchy wife wake up with itchy trigger-finger.

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Man who sits on stool smells like shit.

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Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

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He who throw dirt is losing ground

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He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.

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People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.

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Man who go to sleep with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger.

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69 is not steamed vegetables with beef.

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He who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor

:biglaugha

Confucius say:
Lao Tzu is such a loser, where is that windbag?

.....man with hands in pocket not always looking for change.

:eyebrow:


unoriginal... :yelsick: