Wanna hear a dirty joke?
 

A white horse fell in a mud puddle.

Well since it's a white horse, it's racist against the black puddle by nature. The falling was a willful act designed to embarrass the black mud puddle by making it appear as if the mud puddle was in fact the "aggressor" in the situation.

I have a joke and it has a dirty part and a clean part.

I saw sue fall the the mudd.

I also watch her take a bath to get the mudd off.

I like the dirty part a lot. especially the dirty dirty parts of the dirty part.

When I was a little kid, we had a hilarious one we used to tell. One day, my older brother told it to my grandfather.

What starts with F and ends in U - C - K?

*Incredulous stare from grandfather.*

FIRETRUCK! Ha ha ha.

*Immediate spanking*

Don't clean your ears. Then they're all dirty.

LOL!!

What starts with S - H and ends in I - T and is found in chicken coops?




Shellgrit.

: looks innocent :