Cellar Secret Satan
 

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Bow Before Me
 

You will unwrap me slowly, and with much oohing and aahing...

And by "bow", I mean a pretty little mass of ribbon taped decoratively onto the presents.

Then you have to eat a baby, raw.

:devil:

See, this is the problem with the satanists. Raw?? If they'd just consent to a little sauteeing, they'd see much more societal acceptance.

I was wondering how long this would take.

So... supposing you are the cellar's Secret Satan ... how would you punish each cellarite for their sins?

LJ would get his rooster cut off.
TW and UG, as I have already suggested, would be put in a situation where they must cooperate to survive.
Zengum's post count would slide backwards by 20 per day ... nooooooooooo!

Any more?

Elspode would be stranded on a desert island with 5 puritanical Christian women - who he didn't even find attractive!
LabRat would get motion sickness every time she ran
Wolf would suddenly find she was living in an enclave of the city that banned handgums and withcraft
Brianna would find she couldn't read (sorry, couldn't bring myself to say "go blind") or be eaten by an alligator
Dana would fall passionately in love with a member of the BNP
RK would find he was suddenly unable to speak without engaging his emotions

oh i could go on... but it's making me feel a bit queasy eing being Satan

Not so bad, indifference is an emotion.

Cellar Secret Satan
 

Cellar Secret Satan Logo And Motto
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We drink the vomit of the priests
Make love with the dying whore
We suck the blood of the beast
And hold the key to deaths door

I'm not drinking anyone's vomit, nuh'uh :headshake

Dammit Crimson!!!

It was supposed to be, well, you know . . . . secret......

Aww, c'mon...

What's a hot meal between friends?

Oh, sorry.

I was supposed to post that to my Knight Templar group...

(joke!)