November 24, 2007: Hunter without a license
 

What do you do when you are a hunter but you lose your driver's license? Well you get your deer home any way you can.

http://cellar.org/2007/deer01.jpg

http://cellar.org/2007/deer02.jpg

http://www.pasty.com/discuss/messages/994/1698.html

Pan fried with mashed potatoes and steamed broccoli...

(I live in a condo, can't barbeque:( )

Wheeee!! I get to be the first to eat the ima--??? Aww, dammit!!!

im thinking that it's a road kill. i see no blood from a wound. and if he was a hunter...wouldnt he have a gun somewhere on his person?

He hit the deer with his bike?

How rude.

Oh wait...I feel a pun coming on...

Rude offed the dead-nosed reindeer.


Feeling passed.

maybe he dropped the gun home first?

or maybe he put it in the rear holster?

Speaking of holsters, I saw an only in America this fine morning. Dude has the 1/4 acre suburban lot, space is delineated by white washed fence with leeetle American flags mounted on each post, is raking leaves and dumping them into trailer behind 4 wheeler, said four wheeler has mounted scabbard, scabbard contains rifle, which prolly can provide cover over vast acres.

Ugh.

You need to be pun-ished for that one.

Well, I did get spanked earlier. ;-)

My 4-wheeler had a rack on the front.

The guy couldn't find his scarf, so he grabbed the first thing that came to hand to keep warm.

Why do you think it's dead? He's probably just taking it down to the park for exercise.

If it's not dead, it's very very calm.

How much would that thing weigh? Roughly large adult human weight, I'd guess. Imagine trying to pedal a bike with that weight on your shoulders. I don't think that could be good for your spine.

What, no camera phone?
 

Any time anything even slightly interesting happens around here I see 10 people with camera phones snapping away. Poor cell coverage in Iron Mountain?